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Marriage Isn’t Just for Crazy Uncles Burt and Ernie Anymore

• Law Bans Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other
• Straight People’s Fault After All?
• I Love the Gays
• Yes vs. No
• Prop 8 the Musical
• I’m Gonna Amend Her

Montana Fishburne/Chippy D News Updates

• Randomness: Chippy D. Style
• Montana Fishburne has done porn before and was a prostitute
• Montana Fishburne: ‘Doing Porn is My Dream’
• Laurence Fishburne’s Friends Tried To Block Montana’s Porn
• Montana Fishburne: Don’t Jock Block My XXX Movie
• Montana Fishburne — Mom’s Got My Back
• Hajna Moss-Fishburne: Montana Fishburne’s Mother
• Montana Fishburne Sex Tape Pics; Chippy D Porn Pictures

Mmmm Yeah, Daddy Like

• Celebrity Sex Faces
• Naked woman falls through roof in Aberdeen
• Eva Mendes Releases Her Own Sex Tape
• Queen Of The Lesbians
• No, Woody, No!
• Mom Suing After Wet T-Shirt Leads to Arrest at FL Splash Park
• Five Facts About Female Anatomy
• Can’t Win ‘Em All, Woman Dies From Watching Porno
• Hong Kong filmmakers shoot ‘first’ 3D porn film

The Only Question is Why

• Washing Machine Self-Destructs
• Notorious H.I.T.
• Vice Photo Gallery
• Woman Dies After Silicone Injections to Buttocks
• Boy Killed By Giant Homemade Slingshot
• 18 Interesting Facts About Farts
• 3D Scrotum and Balls
• Justin Bieber will publish his memoirs
• Something Extraordinarily Satisfying!
• World’s largest lederhosen record broken
• Remains of John the Baptist found in Bulgaria?
• Bad Yearbook Photos
• Aquarium boobs over buxom mermaid
• The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts
• A Birther’s Birthday Card For Obama
• Letters of Note
• ‘Dead’ Baby Wakes Up in Casket During Funeral
• Baby Who Revived in Coffin Dies
• Computer Scientists Solved the Bermuda Triangle Mystery
• Vogue Runs A Controversial Oil Spill-Inspired Editorial
• New chef has stomach for the job
• Large beaver attacks man while fishing
• The Top 20 Liberal Pick-Up Lines

Truly ‘Unique People’, if by ‘Unique’ You Mean…

• Celebrity Reenactment: Silence of the Lambs
• Jokes For Jesus!
• Wedding cancelled as man threatens to kill fiancée
• Woman rammed her 3-inch stiletto through boyfriend’s eye and into brain during drunken taxi row
• Dog eats Rockford man’s big toe, saves his life
• Mouth Eyes
• Sit On My Facebook (Internet Love Song)
• Race-Baiter Breitbart Keynotes Tea Bagger ‘Diversity’ Rally – Even Whites Fail to Show
• Woman called 911, asked for date
• God hates protesters
• Wife locks husband, 80, in laundry room for 1 year
• Transforming Hands
• India’s Legless Breakdancer
• Bike agenda spins cities toward U.N. control, Maes warns
• Girls Like Boys With Skills – new song from Rocky and Balls (Dave Away From Home)
• The Ultimate Collection of “If Mr. Bean…”
• Art is a can of Spaghetti-Os® served cold via the female genitalia
• The Complete Palinisms
• Brawl at kindergarten graduation results in arrests
• National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle
• Man freed after two days in cesspit
• I’m Dating Myself – A Self-Loving Photo Blog
• Death Metal Grandparents Rock Out
• Positive Graffiti

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I’ll Take One of Everything

• Smoked Salmon Vodka
• T-Shirt – Penis Sticking Out Of Pants
• Funky Mustard, Blueberry, And Braised Pork: Ridiculous Pringles Flavors From Around The Globe
• Battle of the Cheetos
• Doritos In Your Pussy
• Limited Edition Palin Condoms
• Limited Edition Obama Condoms
• The Flying F*ck
• 10 Ridiculous iPhone Insurance Claims
• I Tried Whale Sperm Conditioner
• Sharky Tea Infuser and Other Unusual Kitchen Gadgets
• Outrageously Politically Incorrect Ads
• Clever Condom Advertisements

Robot Army on the March

• Man Talks to Creepy Robot Baby
• A Robot Gives Birth
• Engineers Turn Giant Robot Arm Into An Awesome F1 Simulator

UMM, YEAH

Japananation

• Tokyo Rockabilly Photography
• iMeshi Japanese Food iPhone
• Odd Japanese Bra Commercial
• Dedicated Teacher Forced Students to Undress at Knifepoint
• The One, The Only, Ruaridoll
• KAME KAME KAME KAME Sours

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