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In Memorial to Osama bin Laden’s Porn Collection

• Bieber-impersonating porn dude will jack it if you buy him stuff
• Sperm ATM
• Porn stash: 3 ways US has tried to sully bin Laden’s image
• Osama bin Laden Sold Condoms
• What’s so funny about fake sex
• Northwestern University cancels class after live sex show
• Bin Laden Had ‘Herbal Viagra’
• Lady Gaga’s Heels Get the Shaft
• Ron Jeremy and Pair of Sheep Keep Porn Away From Kids
• 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List
• Swedish condoms with bunny rabbit hockey

Clearly Not the Sharpest Tools in the Knife Block

• Master of Suicide
• Man high on bath salts kills neighbor’s goat
• Woman Stashes Knives in Surprising Places
• Bloody Naked Burglar Caught Eating Raw Chicken
• “Human Barbie” Mom Teaches Her 7-Year-Old To Pole Dance
• Cannibal to Suicidal Person: Can I Eat Your Body After You Die?
• Kendra on ‘Dancing’ — Booted ‘Cause She Tooted?
• Boys Suspended For Farting On School Bus
• Man Steps in Peanut Butter, Destroys Art

The Politics of the Insane

• Top Seven Stupidest Advocacy Groups
• Rand Paul’s Mr. Whipple Moment
• 7 Ridiculous Laws Against Women
• My Conversation With Donald Trump
• Law Banning Flat Bed Sheets
• Wasilla High School Bans Song By Gay Rock Legend

Oh God!

• Surfing Madonna may be wiped out
• Indian Sadhu Has Kept His Right Hand Up for the Last 38 Years
• ‘God Loves You’ — Tattooed Forehead Says
• Marketers of the apocalypse

One Man’s Odd is Another Man’s Hilarity

• A Gallery of Banana Sculpture Art
• Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Makes Prom Dream Come True
• Placenta Teddy Bears Are Pretty Disgusting
• Thermochromic Urinal
• Man Interested in Doodled Penises on Subway Ads
• 5-Year-Old With Credit Card = Financial Disaster
• $1,500 Prada Mary Janes Come With a Leg Built In
• 7 Calendars I’m Shocked Even Exist
• That’s Mean!
• Grandma Channels Michael Jackson
• 21 Small Animal Commandos
• Wolverine On The Cheap
• Girls Making Gun Sounds (Gabriel ‘Skuzzy’ Zolman)
• 10 Awesome Cubicles
• 10 Worst Things Texas Has Given to the Modern World
• Katy Perry Singing Rebecca Black’s Friday
• Cleaner than Shit

Your Online Carny Experience

• Woman wakes from surgery with British accent
• Builder’s Bum
• Teenager carries friend on back for 8 years
• Magnetic boy can carry pans on chest

Glow in the Dark Japanalia

• Japanese invent a box that can simulate a kiss over the Internet
• Wearable Cat Ears
• 10 strangest themes in Japanese porn
• Dog Poop Insurance

Robotopalooza

• Robot can catch a baseball with ease
• HyDRAS-Arm
• Automaton Harpist
• Junkbot struggles to adapt in the digital era
• Give A Robot A Lightsaber, He’s Going to Want a Partner To Spar

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…and This is a Surprise, How?

• Fired workers burn Indian executive to death
• Charo Says Lady GaGa Is “Madonna With Diarrhea”
• The least important news story ever written
• Drunk Swede drove to police station to pick up drunk friend
• Dad Accidentally Shoots Self, Son Does Same to Mom
• Bank Robber Caught After Multiple Bathroom Breaks
• Man stabbed while testing knife-proof vest
• Top 10 Fattest Criminals of All Time
• Portland Couple Shoplift $5 Million Worth of Groceries
• Mulching machine runs over man while he sleeps
• Joan Collins Blames Tight Dress for Oscar Night Hospital Visit
• Hacker pleads guilty to Moscow porn prank
• Paula Deen Riding Things
• Facebook Diaper Feud Ends in Woman’s Stabbing
• CA Woman Survives 35-Mile Car Ride On Minivan Hood
• Facebook Cited in 1 in 5 Divorces
• ‘Pro-life’ group puts bunny in blender in push for cuts to women’s health
• Puppy Comes Back To Life After Euthanization
• Dog Eats Man’s Toes As He Sleeps
• Sharia 4 America Calls for Burkha on Statue of Liberty
• Man Loves Black People!
• Machine prints new kidney on TED Conference stage
• Woman Beaten Into Coma for Saving Parking Spot
• 5 Really Dumb Drunk Crimes
• Parents Pimped Teen Daughter for Minivan Payments
• Man Holds Up Jack in the Box, Comes Back for Lunch
• Stray dog rescued from refrigerator
• Autoeroticism Leads To Drunk Couple’s Bust
• Scumbags welcome!: Church’s controversial billboard
• Man attempts to rob nun at gunpoint
• Bill to ban Sharia law cribbed from Wikipedia
• Black Student Assigned to Play Slave in Mock Auction
• Opening a Door Gets Student Suspended

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Is That Really Necessary?

• Inception
• 10 Memorable Famous Last Words
• 25 Emasculating Photos Of Male Celebrities With Cats
• Arab Dad-Dance
• Novel Appears Page by Page on NYC Lampposts
• Sex Machines From Household Objects
• Stallion Semen Served Up as New Energy Drink
• Humpilates
• 10 Dirtiest News Bloopers Of All Time
• National Underwear Day: Models Celebrate With Lacy March
• Justin Bieber’s Pelt Sells For $40,668 On eBay
• What Would Whoopie Do?
• Five Dumbest Car Features of All Time
• Happy Chair is Happy: You Are What You Eat
• Topless Feminists Protest ‘Win a Wife’ Competition
• Monkeys Wash In Own Urine To Attract Females
• The Vagina Lady
• Beastie Party Puts 500 Cops on Animal Welfare
• Michael Fassbender Gave Horses Erections
• Bin Laden vs Bush
• Craig Vs. Wild
• Straight Poop on Toilet Paper Wedding Dresses
• China’s army to train 10,000 new pigeon recruits

Robotomation

• Humanoids run world’s first robot marathon race
• Industria Digital Agency

Capitalism Run Amok

• If Bullies Wrote Advertisements
• I Love This Soup!
• Startup Lets You Rent Fine Art, Netflix-Style
• WikiLeaks: How the Cola war was won in Libya
• Because All Your iPhone 4 Is Missing Is A Pair Of Balls
• How rock stars fly: inside the top private jets
• Man claims he found maggots in McDonald’s burger
• Rent-a-Grave
• Lady Gaga eyes lawsuit over ‘Baby Gaga’ breast milk ice cream

Japan in Spaaaaace

• US astronauts to ‘bottle’ space for Japan
• Japan develops mobile phone with human touch
• Maid Cafes: Where Girls Slap & Spoon-Feed Customers

For thine is My Entertainment, Forever and Forever, Amen!

• Never List ‘God’ as a Reference on a Resume
• Jesus Becks Pays Tribute To His Beauty….And His Sons
• 54 Apparitions of Jesus
• Jesus in the Pizza Sauce
• Only in America: Banning ‘booty’ from the Bible
• ‘Virgin Mary’ Appears on English Cliff
• DIY Tattoo From God

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• Shockingly Creepy Pieces of Taxidermy Jewelry
• 30 items removed from suspect’s rectum
• ‘Glee’ Casting Call for Sarah Palin Type
• Firefighter Refused to Respond to Shooting Because of Political Differences
• Richie Rich Could’ve Used This Camp
• Guy gets a tire dropped on his head from roof
• Barbie’s Scandalous Friend: C Section Midge
• Contestant Farts During Her Audition in American Idol
• Movie Fan Killed for Eating Popcorn Too Loudly
• Egyptian Father Names Baby ‘Facebook’
• Man Torched By Wife Over Money
• Nine Batty Tea Party Bills
• Pig agent stole my bacon book idea
• McDonald’s Makes Even Oatmeal Bad for You
• Poop There It Is Commercial
• Easy-Bake Oven loses its soul
• Men Charged For Leaving Cow Head In Box On Doorstep
• Norwegian Snot Rocket
• Man Tries To Steal Chainsaw In His Pants
• Deep Fried Nutella
• The Official Not-For-Profit Blog of Keith Olbermann
• Residents Lobby for Vicki Lawrence ‘Mama’ Statue
• YouTube Spoof on Gadhafi Goes Viral

That God Guy Is Everywhere

• The Children Of Westboro Baptist Church
• Holy furniture has man questioning his beliefs
• GOPer Claims God Will Provide Unlimited Natural Resources
• The Evangelicals Told Me…
• Out-of-body experiences just product of a confused mind
• Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam
• Lack of spanking to blame for ‘Anonymous’ hackers
• Mom Sentenced For Killing Daughter She Thought Was Possessed
• Adopt-a-Terrorist for Prayer
• Mormon polygamists shared the flaws of the fruit fly

Naughty Bits

• Vagina Burger
• Pubic Hair Thong Panties One Size Fits Most
• Seven Famous Penises In History
• Denver woman says overeating gives her orgasms
• Australia’s ‘Today Show’ Collapses Into Sexual Innuendo
• Hong Kong Launches its First Nude Cooking Show
• Mother Films Daughter Naked To Find A Boyfriend
• Naked Sledging Championships
• Chris Lee, Craigslist Ex-Congressman, Trolled For Transgender Women

Commercialism on the March

• Armed Notebook
• Naughty Bikini Wax Panties
• Tampax: Best Wishes
• Durex Condoms: Feather, Oral
• Wristband alerts husbands if wives have PMS

Square Pegs in Round Holes

• Researchers aim to ‘print’ human skin
• Gallery of “These People Exist”
• Judge Judy gifs
• Flea Jump Mystery Solved
• No one knows how to spell Gaddafi… Qaddafi… Khaddafi?
• Cafe to TSA Agents: No Food for You
• Spreading Santorum
• Fox lived in London skyscraper
• Rabbit Enjoys An Ice Cream
• Dog Rescued By Dolphins
• Silly String Prohibited
• The King’s Speech was shot on a former gay porn set
• So a Horse Walks Into a Bar…
• The Cutest Swear Ever

Japanery

• Only in Japan
• Japanese Restroom
• Egg Yolk Make Out Session

The Borg Await You With Open Pincers

• Prosthetic limbs moved by mind control
• The $50,000 bionic leg
• Violin-Playing Robots
• Humanoid Tweet-Bot?
• Human and Robots: Visions of the Future

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Robot-a-Palooza

• Teen Uses Robot to Remotely Attend High School Classes
• Why a robot might one day kill you
• Robot made from crashed bomber comes back to life after 45 years
• Robonaut to Join Astronauts
• Robot Orders A Scone
• Robots to Get Their Own Internet
• Report on our robotic future: 5 incredible predictions

Japan-a-Palooza

• Meanwhile, in Japan
• Impressive Engrish Jacket
• Japanese delve deep in hole-digging competition
• Esper Dominoes fall via wireless tech
• Malaysia probing Japan condom disappearance
• Creepy Japanese Alien Movie
• Strange Japanese Art
• Female Mask Monkey Waitress

There’s a Fine Line Between Lunacy and Stupidity

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• Man arrested for asking police how much marijuana he could grow
• Man Eats Baby For Satanic Ritual
• Fake Capsizing Boat Trolls the High Seas
• Mutiny On Ryanair Flight
• Parasailing Donkey Dies of Heart Attack
• Hit & Run Suspect Left Chompers In Vehicle
• Cockfighting Rooster Stabs, Kills Man
• Butter: Not Such a Slick Murder Weapon
• Pastor Orders Penance for Gay Toddler Blog
• Could Ingesting Poo Be Good for You?
• Most Polite and Respectful Robbery You’ll See Today
• Fort Wayne Won’t Name Building After Mayor
• Woman Casually Snacks On Her Own Poop
• Drugs Found In Man’s Penis
• ‘Sarah Palin Media Addict’ Starring Gina Gershon
• Professor Has to Pull ‘Head Cam’ After Surgery
• The Tabasco Made Me Do It!
• Hogwarts Stripper Has All Kinds Of Magic Tricks
• OMG, Miley only wishes she partied like this
• Suspicious toilet with phone not dangerous
• Woman Arrested in Pig Decapitation Case
• Man jailed in grape-throwing

Poobah’s Believe It or Not

• Teen Drops Dead After First Kiss
• Dog survives 32km drive stuck to the grill of a car
• 25 Funniest Stick Figure Warnings Of All Time
• 45 public toilets around the world
• 15 Smartest and Dumbest Presidents
• Norton I: America’s Unsung Emperor
• Woman Has Worm In Eyeball
• Mick Jagger’s Privates Small?

Proof That Free Market Economies Have a Big Downside

• Girl Scout Cookies I Wish Existed
• Average Salary of a Waitress at Olive Garden
• New Fashion Craze: Jants
• A Cheeseburger Made with Liquid Nitrogen
• Shopper Ingested Semen-Tainted Yogurt
• China’s poor treated to fake rice made from plastic
• ‘Shaving Helmet’ Gets You Bald In 20 Seconds
• Thai airline hires transsexual flight attendants
• 7 Year Old buys Harrier Fighter Jet on Ebay
• Introducing The Steak Weight
• Porno for Pumpkins
• Most Useless Products Ever
• Unusual Dating Websites: Vampires, Diapers, Trekkies And More
• The Clap Off-Bra
• The Wrap-a-Nap

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Sweet Bejebus! Praise the Lard…AMEN!

• Jesus Christ Multiracial Salt and Pepper Shakers
• Photos appear to show likeness of Virgin Mary in ice
• Top 10 Religious Relics
• Texas atheists trade porn for Bibles
• This Is A Real Movie

Ideas That Seemed Good at the Time

• SeaCaptainDate.com Testimonial
• Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win car
• Stephen Fry security whoopsie leads to prank fart book order
• Malawi to Outlaw Farting
• Justin BieBEAR
• 6 Of The Most WTF Products Found On Amazon
• Objects Used As Helmets During Egyptian Protests
• 56 Extreme Drunken Shamings
• Really Awkward Self Made Stuff
• PETA’s Super Bowl Ad
• Spray-On Skin
• Sh*tty Tattoo
• Woman Tries to Mail Puppy via USPS Flat Rate Box

How ‘Bout That?

• Can cleavage replace novocaine?
• Ripped From Today’s Headlines
• Egyptian Protesters Vs. American Teabaggers
• Corporations -> Politicians -> Media -> Citizens
• Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper
• Throwing A Needle Through Glass
• Man claims Glaxo drug made him ‘gay sex addict’
• Man has left foot attached to other leg
• Pictures of Julian Assange’s Famous Leaky Condom Leaked
• Hilarious Pictures with Double Meaning
• World’s oldest marijuana stash totally busted
• YouTube Rappers Clown Egypt’s Dictator

The Most Goobulent Persons in the World

• Woman Threw Ex’s Mother’s Ashes Out Window
• Suicide Bomber Done In by Errant Text Message
• Toy Firearm Gets Banned From Flight At Gatwick Airport
• Chicago officer beats off dildo-wielding bill-skipper
• Lacks Funds For Hit So Contracts For Boyfriend To Be Crippled
• Preschooler Suspended Over Potty Accidents
• He hates everything in the world except himself
• Maine Fights Over Whoopie Pies
• Girl of four died in sat-nav error crash

From Sushi to Chopsticks

• Japanese firm makes eco-friendly rickshaw
• Japanese Brothel from Inside
• Japanese Naked Festival – The Hadaka Matsuri
• Millions Head Over Heels for ‘Crotch Wash’ Toilet

Mr. Roboto Must be Very Arigato

• Charli Walks
• RoboCop scatters live grenades in San Francisco
• Gundam Robot Victorious in Battle With Chinese Rival
• Robo Rainbow

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