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- Fired workers burn Indian executive to death
- Charo Says Lady GaGa Is “Madonna With Diarrhea”
- The least important news story ever written
- Drunk Swede drove to police station to pick up drunk friend
- Dad Accidentally Shoots Self, Son Does Same to Mom
- Bank Robber Caught After Multiple Bathroom Breaks
- Man stabbed while testing knife-proof vest
- Top 10 Fattest Criminals of All Time
- Portland Couple Shoplift $5 Million Worth of Groceries
- Mulching machine runs over man while he sleeps
- Joan Collins Blames Tight Dress for Oscar Night Hospital Visit
- Hacker pleads guilty to Moscow porn prank
- Paula Deen Riding Things
- Facebook Diaper Feud Ends in Woman’s Stabbing
- CA Woman Survives 35-Mile Car Ride On Minivan Hood
- Facebook Cited in 1 in 5 Divorces
- ‘Pro-life’ group puts bunny in blender in push for cuts to women’s health
- Puppy Comes Back To Life After Euthanization
- Dog Eats Man’s Toes As He Sleeps
- Sharia 4 America Calls for Burkha on Statue of Liberty
- Man Loves Black People!
- Machine prints new kidney on TED Conference stage
- Woman Beaten Into Coma for Saving Parking Spot
- 5 Really Dumb Drunk Crimes
- Parents Pimped Teen Daughter for Minivan Payments
- Man Holds Up Jack in the Box, Comes Back for Lunch
- Stray dog rescued from refrigerator
- Autoeroticism Leads To Drunk Couple’s Bust
- Scumbags welcome!: Church’s controversial billboard
- Man attempts to rob nun at gunpoint
- Bill to ban Sharia law cribbed from Wikipedia
- Black Student Assigned to Play Slave in Mock Auction
- Opening a Door Gets Student Suspended
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- Justin Bieber’s Pelt Sells For $40,668 On eBay
- What Would Whoopie Do?
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- Happy Chair is Happy: You Are What You Eat
- Topless Feminists Protest ‘Win a Wife’ Competition
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- China’s army to train 10,000 new pigeon recruits
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- If Bullies Wrote Advertisements
- I Love This Soup!
- Startup Lets You Rent Fine Art, Netflix-Style
- WikiLeaks: How the Cola war was won in Libya
- Because All Your iPhone 4 Is Missing Is A Pair Of Balls
- How rock stars fly: inside the top private jets
- Man claims he found maggots in McDonald’s burger
- Rent-a-Grave
- Lady Gaga eyes lawsuit over ‘Baby Gaga’ breast milk ice cream
Japan in Spaaaaace
- US astronauts to ‘bottle’ space for Japan
- Japan develops mobile phone with human touch
- Maid Cafes: Where Girls Slap & Spoon-Feed Customers
For thine is My Entertainment, Forever and Forever, Amen!
- Never List ‘God’ as a Reference on a Resume
- Jesus Becks Pays Tribute To His Beauty….And His Sons
- 54 Apparitions of Jesus
- Jesus in the Pizza Sauce
- Only in America: Banning ‘booty’ from the Bible
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