Kim Kardashian was once asked if she knew what she was famous for. She replied, candidly and refreshingly, “I’m the girl with the big ass.” Some people might see that and lament the downfall of American civilization. I prefer to see the quintessential American story instead – parlaying nothing into a quite lucrative career. It don’t come much more entrepreneurial than that folks.
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Randomness: Thrills, Chills, and Spills Style
We people of the new millenium live a calm life in the ‘burbs. The most excitement we usually feel is when that crazy bastard in the ’73 Pinto with the bumper duct-taped on and belching so much smoke you feel like you’re at a VFW Bingo Hall cuts you off in traffic.
We usually just flip the smelly asscake off, but we need to do something more. Something more daring. Something more spectacular. Something dangerous we can do before we have to get the kids to the la crosse game.
We can live vicariously:
Randomness: Steroid-Infused Race Horses
Republican Idiotfest 2012 is in full swing and the candidates are exchanging the lead like steroid-infused race horses. When will it end? Sigh…
When Candidates Don’t Get Video and Audio Tape
“BARACK OBAMA REPORTING FROM CAPITOL HILL” – Every politician will run afoul of evil video or audio tape. The good ones will get the hang of it and mostly stay off the Daily Show, the bad ones will get virtually bludgeoned on the evening news.
Six years after noted grifter and late Alaska Senator Ted Stevens showed his impeccable technology credentials by likening the Internet to a “series of tubes”, our erstwhile Presidential nominees struggle with the most basic pre-21st Century gadgets. Gadgets like cameras and audio tape. This is a disturbing trend for a gaggle of walking egos intent on becoming the most audio and video-taped person on the planet.
Randomness: Random Style
From Monday morning to Newt and the Power Rangers…from Burning Man to Odin’s beer…and Rachel Bilson too. What more could you ask than another tour through the Poobah’s vault for weird stuff.
Poobah’s Tribute to Monday Morning