The Master List
- As it turns out, terrorists weren’t the only things that scared the crapola out of Americans during the 2000s.
- Now Appearing: Ted Zeppelin, the world’s first Led Zeppelin tribute band made up entirely of men named Ted.
- A bad economy isn’t conducive workplace efficiency.
- So many candidates and so little time.
- Reliving 2009 a second time won’t make it any better.
- Signs of the times.
- Yeah, Vista would be right up there for me too.
- The Big Book of Fail.
- No, I’d believe they exist.
Believe It or Not
- Sometimes I just wonder why people do what they do and then I sit back and enjoy the ride.
- Shortly thereafter, Google paid $16 billion for the bird with hopes of dominating the global bird crap market. Market analysts weren’t impressed with the deal.
- What a deal!
- There was no room at the inn, so they moved down the street to the Motel 666.
- The only sane response you can have about the year 2009.
- Tiger Woods gets a picture of his life at 84.
- Yeah, brussels sprouts have the same effect on me.
- Everything may be larger in Texas, but some things are stinkier in Maryland.
- Well it was gas, just a different kind than they were thinking.
- President Obama thought Janet Napolitano had gone just a little over the top with her new security precautions.
- Henrick was pleased with it until a terrorist commandeered his sidecar and strafed LAX.
- The alleged terrorist apparently had concealed the bomb in his pants disguised as either a penis or a large sausage.
- Hollywood Reporter Headline: MiLo Kicks Krap Out of Krack!
- And the question is – what do Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher do all day?
- Ladies, send all letters of complaint to the People’s Republic of China, 1310 Evil Empire Dr, Beijing China.
- Goin’ green in the pink.

- Yeah, this can’t be good for you.
- See, now that’s where I got it wrong. I did try it with a badger.
- Stash ridin’ down at the Bonanza Jellybean Ranch.
- Black Friday: Any day you choose to imprison yourself in one of these temples of excess.
- Boldly naked where no man has been naked before.

- A photo that proves 14-year old boys will hit just about anything.
- It would seem a bark-off would be needed to settle the issue.
- So that’s what they mean by a “working vacation“.
- “He may have been under the influence of drugs.” Ya think Starsky? What was your first clue?
- Friends don’t let friends paint with Starbucks.
- You can use a rock as a hammer, but you’ll bend a lot of nails.
- What has the world come to when a celebrity can’t even stop in for an emergency supply of motion lotion.
- Note to the Midwest and Eastern Seaboard – quityerbitchin’.
- The first girl will be none other than Miss Miley Cyrus.

- Quick Robin, to the Bat Boat!
- The only one who failed was named Dubya.
- I know the first thing I want to do in the morning is rap.
- AFLAC!
Japan Dominates the Global Market of Weird
- Although Jimmy was just a tourist visiting the strip club, he noticed right away that something was desperately wrong on stage.
- Another Tiger Woods mistress turns up during the Tokyo Open.
- Sometimes the Japanese aren’t clear about the concept of Western holidays.
- Sal9000 needs to get a real name and get out of the office a little more often.
Thanks to Ari Cohn. - OK, now that’s just disturbing.
- Suddenly, the Geico gecko felt inadequate.
- To infinity and beyonnnnnnd!
- Let the gluttony begin!
Reasons to Be an Atheist
- Cheer up comrades, it’s no worse than the pink elephants you see flying round the old vodka bottle.
- Let’s throw anotha bahnahnah on the bahbee.
- A new Christian reality show that depicts the true gospels.
- Geraldine was a devout member of the Church of What’s Happening Now.
- In their defense, Johnie Lee is a very liberal Klansman.
New Fangled Gadgets for a New Decade
- Jim was as Snuggie as a Fudgie in a Tuggie.
- The thieves thought their victim was wearing a pair of Brief Safes until they noticed that the skid marks looked remarkably real.
- Home of the Xtreme appletini.
- This stuff could easily spell a come-back by Barry Bonds.
- There’s a reason most concept cars don’t make it to the showroom.
- I want that!
- The Winnebago set gets a hard-on.
- The only problem was that the airbags kept deploying.
Robot – From the Czech ‘Robotnik’, Meaning Insane
- Wooo Hooo! Let’s party like it’s 2009!
- A Jesus robot? Of course, why didn’t they think about it before?
- Is that the sound of a worldwide orgasm?
- More Randomness (omnipotentpoobah. com)
- 2010 resolutions, predictions, etc. (RexBlog.com)
- Janet Napolitano’s Advice? Fly Naked! (barbarany_9.blogspot.com)


