Sweet Bejebus! Praise the Lard…AMEN!

• Jesus Christ Multiracial Salt and Pepper Shakers
• Photos appear to show likeness of Virgin Mary in ice
• Top 10 Religious Relics
• Texas atheists trade porn for Bibles
• This Is A Real Movie

Ideas That Seemed Good at the Time

• SeaCaptainDate.com Testimonial
• Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win car
• Stephen Fry security whoopsie leads to prank fart book order
• Malawi to Outlaw Farting
• Justin BieBEAR
• 6 Of The Most WTF Products Found On Amazon
• Objects Used As Helmets During Egyptian Protests
• 56 Extreme Drunken Shamings
• Really Awkward Self Made Stuff
• PETA’s Super Bowl Ad
• Spray-On Skin
• Sh*tty Tattoo
• Woman Tries to Mail Puppy via USPS Flat Rate Box

How ‘Bout That?

• Can cleavage replace novocaine?
• Ripped From Today’s Headlines
• Egyptian Protesters Vs. American Teabaggers
• Corporations -> Politicians -> Media -> Citizens
• Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper
• Throwing A Needle Through Glass
• Man claims Glaxo drug made him ‘gay sex addict’
• Man has left foot attached to other leg
• Pictures of Julian Assange’s Famous Leaky Condom Leaked
• Hilarious Pictures with Double Meaning
• World’s oldest marijuana stash totally busted
• YouTube Rappers Clown Egypt’s Dictator

The Most Goobulent Persons in the World

• Woman Threw Ex’s Mother’s Ashes Out Window
• Suicide Bomber Done In by Errant Text Message
• Toy Firearm Gets Banned From Flight At Gatwick Airport
• Chicago officer beats off dildo-wielding bill-skipper
• Lacks Funds For Hit So Contracts For Boyfriend To Be Crippled
• Preschooler Suspended Over Potty Accidents
• He hates everything in the world except himself
• Maine Fights Over Whoopie Pies
• Girl of four died in sat-nav error crash

From Sushi to Chopsticks

• Japanese firm makes eco-friendly rickshaw
• Japanese Brothel from Inside
• Japanese Naked Festival – The Hadaka Matsuri
• Millions Head Over Heels for ‘Crotch Wash’ Toilet

Mr. Roboto Must be Very Arigato

• Charli Walks
• RoboCop scatters live grenades in San Francisco
• Gundam Robot Victorious in Battle With Chinese Rival
• Robo Rainbow

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