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- Yessss, there IS an explanation for how Obama won the Nobel Prize!
- Cute and tiny hedgehog cast alert!
- It could’ve been worse, he could’ve used the heads to carry buckets instead of the other way around.
- Let’s let the facts speak for themselves, “You are 10 times more likely to be the victim of pinata related violence than a terrorist attack.” It’s obviously time for the TSA to ban them.
- Kid with incredibly huge ears proves there’s a missing genetic link to Bugs Bunny.
- I’ve seen a lot of unicorn posts, but this one is the best by far.
- OK, this is the last straw. Google desperately needs to be regulated before they start screwing around with a beer goggle app called, Beer Googles.
- Let’s put another bridesmaid on the barbie.
- Skittles, feel the peenie.
- I feel much better. The crushed blue velvet tux I wore to my prom looks like timeless fashion compared to these chumps.
- Please, tell us how you really feel about your ex-wife.
- Tonight is Virgin Night on Deal or No Deal.
- Riddle me this: What’s 30,000 years old, rock hard, 8 inches long, and was broken in a fit of passion?
- So they find a roach, a mouse, and some dried blood. Whatta they do? Slap those bad boys between two tender chicken patties and chow down! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!
- “Psst. Psst. Hey, dude. Dude! You wanna score some fresh lob?”
- Whereupon, Michelle Obama then went to Duff’s Famous Wings and kicked the crap out of the little slut.
- Yukio Hatoyama is angling to take over Don Cherry’s spot on Hockey Night in Canada.
- The family wasn’t so upset with Emma about posing provocatively. It was riding to the photo shoot in a car that really tweaked their shoo-fly pie.
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Stupid Human Tricks
- In his defense, he WAS distracted from that last lap dance.
- What would possess one to cram an eel up one’s ass?
- It was later revealed that Uwe married the cat to get it onto his health care plan.
- Yet another reason the Justin Bieber phenomenon is so puzzling.
- When they said, “penis butterfly tattoo” I thought they meant a butterfly tattooed on your penis – silly me.
- You were “hungry”? Dude, Jack in the Box is open 24X7 and has bitchin’ ground nose tacos. Get a clue!
- Come on, let’s dance! “Everybody was kung fu farting, doodle do doodle do do do.”
- Im cummmmmmiiiiiiiiig, RU2?
- In his defense, it’s not as if the priest fell asleep molesting an 11-year old boy.
- It’s a very understanding husband who believes his wife became pregnant from watching a 3D porn movie.
- So the moral of the story is, “think before you ink“.
- I wonder if practitioners of vore can be vegan?
- Convicted of touching the judge’s butt, the defense argued for a mistrial based on the old Cerebral Palsy defense.
- Andrew was charged with having, “an extreme pornographic image which portrayed in an explicit and realistic way a person performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely a squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting, or of obscene character”. Um, yeah.
- Sartania, that horse is probably already out of the barn.
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