When The Big Dick likes you, you know you’re an asscake.
Gingrich’s Stock Plunges to 14% on InTrade
Newt Gingrich likes to promote himself as an academic with all the answers – academic answers similar to Creationism. The image fits well with his messianic complex as an oracle who preaches the perfection of what’s right – and we do mean right – and true. Plus, the “liberal” media gobbles it up like a plane crash making a smoking crater in the ground.
Cain/Able, 2012
AMERICAN HEROES - What do Barack Obama, George Bush, JFK have in common?
For the past few weeks we’ve seen the overheated spectacle of Steve Jobs’ hi-tech canonization. St. Steven of Applevania was described as a great man who single-handedly brought the world into the computer age by inventing self-described “neat things“. His gift for reliably tickling America’s zeitgeist was legendary, though dubiously important. His talent owes a lot to H.L. Mencken‘s quote, “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
Gee willikers, it seems Congress’s deficit “super committee” is having trouble reaching their goal of reducing the deficit $1.5 trillion by their Nov. 23 deadline. Who could’ve guessed a committee of 6 Democans and 6 Republicrats wouldn’t rise above the obstruction in Congress’s bowels to avoid a prolapse in the nation’s economic ass.
The answer: the same dolts who didn’t see the economic implosion coming.
From the left and from the right the ads will come until one day, not so far off, we’ll all reach saturation and walk off a cliff. Welcome to the United Lemmings of America!
