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Tag Archives: Randomness
The Dirty Secrets of a Blogger
A fellow blogger once described me as, “a curmudgeon sitting on the porch, throwing firecrackers at the birds.” That’s a pretty good description I think. My posts are often cranky, snarky, and downright insulting. I don’t suffer fools gladly nor often demure from political incorrectness.
Randomness: Osama bin Layin’ Style
CHARMING CHELSEY CHARMS - Great googly mogglies! Click photo for more >>
In Memorial to Osama bin Laden’s Porn Collection
- Bieber-impersonating porn dude will jack it if you buy him stuff
- Sperm ATM
- Porn stash: 3 ways US has tried to sully bin Laden’s image
- Osama bin Laden Sold Condoms
- What’s so funny about fake sex
- Northwestern University cancels class after live sex show
- Bin Laden Had ‘Herbal Viagra’
- Lady Gaga’s Heels Get the Shaft
- Ron Jeremy and Pair of Sheep Keep Porn Away From Kids
- 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List
- Swedish condoms with bunny rabbit hockey
Clearly Not the Sharpest Tools in the Knife Block
- Master of Suicide
- Man high on bath salts kills neighbor’s goat
- Woman Stashes Knives in Surprising Places
- Bloody Naked Burglar Caught Eating Raw Chicken
- “Human Barbie” Mom Teaches Her 7-Year-Old To Pole Dance
- Cannibal to Suicidal Person: Can I Eat Your Body After You Die?
- Kendra on ‘Dancing’ — Booted ‘Cause She Tooted?
- Boys Suspended For Farting On School Bus
- Man Steps in Peanut Butter, Destroys Art
The Politics of the Insane
- Top Seven Stupidest Advocacy Groups
- Rand Paul’s Mr. Whipple Moment
- 7 Ridiculous Laws Against Women
- My Conversation With Donald Trump
- Law Banning Flat Bed Sheets
- Wasilla High School Bans Song By Gay Rock Legend
Randomness: Now Robotically Controlled
DIG THAT KRAZY BOT! - Peace Walker was a giant robot and Cold War drama. It may be fantasy, but did you know that the US military actually had a giant robot? Click photo for more >>
For the Mechanically Inclined
- Jumping Robot Hops Up Stairs
- Lil’ Dancing Robots
- Robot Pool Player
- Paro the Robo-Seal
- 4-Legged Rideable Robot
- Please God Be Henna: Robotic Hand Tattoo
- Giant baby robot spits fire on Roppongi
- Prego-Bot Gives Birth
Sciency Stuff
- Set a Course for Planet K-9!
- Dating Site Launches Online Sperm and Egg Bank for “Beautiful People”
- Poison Gas Kills Iraqi Sperm
- The Biggest Fart Light Ever
Who Knew? Eskimos Really Will Buy Ice Cubes
- The Punisher Shape Shifter’s Crotch Rocket
- iPhone Balls?
- Would You Wear a Diaper on Your Wedding Day?
- Hairy Underwear Collection
- Anti-slip Sanitary Towel Mouse Pad
- The World’s 10 Weirdest Vending Machines
Humans Gone Bad
- Dirty Dancing Banned After Cleaning Bodily Fluids Off Floor
- Man Molests Women’s Shadow
- Prisoner Madoff: ‘F*** My Victims
- Heavyset confessed rapist claims police used heavy-handed diet tactics
- Man Who Ordered ‘Sexy Dancer’ Asked For Refund, Called Cops
- French Inmate, Admits To KILLING Cellmate And EATING His Lung
- Naked Woman Steals Utah Police Car
- Cops chase, use Taser on nude woman
- Attempted rape answered by punches to the face
Pulp Culture
- Librarians Go Gaga At The University Of Washington
- Graham cracker bonanza fuels frenzy
- Jersey Doesn’t Stink – But it is weird
- Girls With Donuts
- Girl Slams Face Into Her Chest
- Naked model provokes angry farmer
- My How Big You Are
- Internet Fan Clubs
- 15 Truly Terrifying Dolls
- Pussies in pooch!
- Southwest Finds Shipment of Heads
- Best-ever cease and desist order
- Go Green. Go Goats
- Mother has dead son’s ashes tattooed into her skin
- LADY GAGA has dead bodies on stage
- I’m a Lumberjack and That’s OK…
- 13 Smartest Porn Stars of All Time
How Do, How To
The Inscrutable Ones
- 7 Things You Didn’t Know Were Japanese
- Dough Pounding
- Beatbox Brothers
- WTF? A Robotic Britney Spears
- More Randomness (omnipotentpoobah.com)
- Every Robot Boy Deserves a Human-Exterminating Toy Robot Kit [Robots] (gizmodo.com)
- Morphing cars and planes closer as Pentagon develops shape-shifting robot (telegraph.co.uk)
- Top 10 Wedding Dance Videos on YouTube (mashable.com)
- Popped pimple possible to turn into cyst-like bump? (realself.com)
- Robotic Tree Planters – The Tree Planting Robot Helps Keep the Planet Green (GALLERY) (trendhunter.com)
- Robot-Staffed Hospitals – A Scottish Hospital is Using Robotic Nurses for Mundane Tasks (GALLERY) (trendhunter.com)
Randomness: Randomly Random Style
CAUTION, OBVIOUS SIGHT GAG - "Would you look at the rack on her!"
Random Randomness Randomly Randomized
- The good ones always get away, don’t they?
- You just gotta love the Finns.
- With an economy this awful it’s tough out there for a dick.
- We’re hoping this interview style doesn’t catch on with Bill O’Reilly, even if he does use a strategically-pladce loofah.
- You can’t get more random than this, “Furry Paris Hilton kisses elvish tit while Lindsay Lohan pwnz teh jackass’s throat.”
- The Geico Gekko tried it, but his face stuck in the AFLAC position.
- Creationism is too a valid scientific concept!
- Oh Madge, we miss your witty prose so.
- Good God! Make it stop before I rip the eyeballs from my head!
- Ah, the old Tower of Budz Trick!
- Curses! The band geeks somehow got on-stage and hijacked graduation.
- The Three Wise Men came bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and urrrp.
- They were going to do a “Worst of Wikipedia”, but there was just too much matierial to cover.
- It started out as such an innocent idea and then turned into statistician porn.
- Barack Obama has announced a new bite-partisan agenda last week.
- This site presented with apologies to Tori Spelling and Kurt Vonnegut.
- “When the going gets weird, the weird write a letter.”
- If this is The Departure of the Witches, where do I go to bum a ride?
- How do I wed thee, let me count the ways.
- So, Tori Spelling is available on HSN. I wouldn’t pay much for her.
- I’ve always wanted my own number. It would make me feel all cozy and loved.
- I don’t care what you say, I don’t want to see the videos of the wedding night.
- A site for those wanting to have their asses kicked by the football team one more time before they graduate.
- Barry White eats these by the ton.
- Winner of the Silver Sow Award for excellence in farm reporting.
- It had to happen one day.
Domo Arigato
- It seems every nation has its lowest common denomiator.
- It was a slow Saturday afternoon at the karaoke bar when the shy businessman decided to git jiggy wid it.
- Somehow, this is all strangely arousing.
- Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Forget it already.
- Well, HELLO DOLLY!
- OK, who pissed in the wine?
Proof the American Consumer is Batshit Crazy
- I’m guessing Tiger Woods is wishing some of his misstresses were biodegradable right about now.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the best environmentalist of them all.
- You know you’re a real stud-muffin when…
- Hmmm, think of the possibilities.
- That’s funny, a $117 million quarterly bonus does it for me.
- More Randomness (omnipotentpoobah.com)
- Les News, 010610 (pinkisthenewblog.com)
- Leelee Sobieski Exposes her Pink Undies! (music-juice.com)
- The Crystal Ball: 2010 Revealed! [Q&A] (cityfile.com)
- New York Post Practices Unsafe Journalism (mediabistro.com)
- PINK: A shockingly butch cultural history of the world’s prissiest colour (thestar.com)
