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Ladies and Gentlemen, MC Hanky Hanks!

Mr. Stein’s history class wasn’t anything like all the others.

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…and now the nominees for best picture of 2012

Late in 1943, the allies were beginning to turn the tide against German U-Boats sinking transports in the area of the Atlantic called, “The Tub”.

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Like everyone else, Randy looked forward to the newest superhero film opening.

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As a child, little Ricky was traumatized by a man having sex with a horse.

Rick Santorum was falling behind in the primaries until he thought of launching the man-on-cat sex attack ad.

Angered by the liberal left, Orrin Hatch made some shocking allegations about Barack Obama.

Rick became all misty-eyed when he heard the heavy metal rock anthem of his dreams.

Clearly, Holly and Sam drank a little too much tea.

The Santorum campaign thought the documentary would be a great way to show others what their “typical” supporters thought. Unfortunately, the title said a little too much – Things Stupid White People Say.

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We usually just flip the smelly asscake off, but we need to do something more. Something more daring. Something more spectacular. Something dangerous we can do before we have to get the kids to the la crosse game.

We can live vicariously:

MOUNTAIN BIKE – Why do people climb mountains? Because they don’t have mountain bikes.

SKYDIVE – Drive your car out of a C-130 at 14,000 feet above the Arizona desert and enjoy the view.

ROPE SWING – 1) Go to Moab, UT.  2) Tie it off.  3) Have fun on the  world’s largest rope swing. 4) Wipe your pants.

TAKE A DRIVE, BUT MAKE IT INTERESTING – Add a fire-breathing boar in full, rocket-launching body armor, on a motorcycle with a dairy-demanding chimp.

FLY -  Put on the old jetpack and lead the Jet Team for a lark over the Swiss Alps.

POOBAH PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT – And, when your vicarious adventure comes to an end, remember, “Let’s be Careful Out There”.

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