The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! » Randomness http://omnipotentpoobah.com Better morning read? Corn flakes box or shampoo bottle? Compare and contrast. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:51:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Randomness: Random Style http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2012/01/22/randomness-random-style/ http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2012/01/22/randomness-random-style/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:27:08 +0000 Omnipotent Poobah http://omnipotentpoobah.com/?p=6687 From Monday morning to Newt and the Power Rangers…from Burning Man to Odin’s beer…and Rachel Bilson too. What more could you ask than another tour through the Poobah’s vault for weird stuff.

Poobah’s Tribute to Monday Morning

Newt’s Secret South Carolina Connection

A Snoozical, Musical, Seussical

Beer, the Nector of the God…Odin

Rachel Bilson Gets All Up in Hollywood and What Not

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Newt GingGrinch has gone back to being an evil-tempered heathen because, really, who ever believed his new found piousness anyway? Ron Paul never was on the God train because he’s too busy just being  a damn weird Keebler Elf. And that other Mormon guy, what’s is name? Hunter? Huntmeister? Oh yeah, Jon “Missing an H” Huntsman is too far away from the microphone for anyone to hear what he’s saying.

Whatever happens to these goobs, Rick Santorum is still leading the Change of the Christian Brigade.  No one would describe Rick as sex-savvy, so he’ll need some help talking to the non-Fundy voters out there. Herewith: Sex Terms for Dummies.

51 Words for Vagina

51 Words for Penis

51 Words for Anal Sex (A Santorum Favorite)

 

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SING IT ON HIGH – Hot Pants are the must-have gift this Christmas holiday season

The Poobah Family

MERRY FESTIVUS - Happy holidays from the Poobah family

Good Eatin'

UMMM! - The Three Wise Men thought they saw a star over the manger, but it turned out to be the oven light


STOP BRO CRUELTY! – We’ll be back right after this message from our sponsor

Looking Bad

STOP! - Knock it off, you're making the rest of us look bad

Merry Frickin' Christmas

HUMBUG! Merry Frickin' Christmas you tool

Hillbilly Santa

HILLBILLY HOLIDAY - "...V-Dub with your hood so bright, won't you pull my sleigh tonight..."

ZZZZZZZ

BOOM CHIKA WOW WOW - Heh, heh, heh...Santa LIKES

Poop Santa

BIG HOLIDAY SALE! - Get on down to the North Pole Mall for big savings on fertilizer and everything else you need to spruce up your house for the holidays

Blurry Christmas

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - Blurry Christmas to all and to all a good hangover


And now for the big finish

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]]> http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2011/12/17/randomness-merry-holidays-style/feed/ 0 Randomness: Art in an Artless Land http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2011/12/11/randomness-art-in-an-artless-land/ http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2011/12/11/randomness-art-in-an-artless-land/#comments Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:46:45 +0000 Omnipotent Poobah http://omnipotentpoobah.com/?p=6319 In America, we worship commerce. We like to buy things, perhaps too many things. But, to keep Americans buying companies need to advertise. Sometimes those commercials are art. Cheap art. Low class art. But, art nonetheless. Art with its own strange image.


Yaaaa! My eyes!


…and then they do it like rabbits


Mom! Get that Facebook monkey off your back.


Damn! Van Damme!


Helpful advice from all the wrong right places. Not Safe For Work


Planet of the Heavily Armed Apes (Dedicated to Dr. Zaius)

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Do YOU Give a Shit?


Is Mitt Romney One of the Walking Dead?


It Would Be Funny If It Wasn’t True


Blow Hards Aren’t Just for America Any More


Rick Perry Shows His Support for Israel


Hating the Sin, but Singing Away the Sinner

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