CAUTION, OBVIOUS SIGHT GAG - "Would you look at the rack on her!"
Random Randomness Randomly Randomized
- The good ones always get away, don’t they?
- You just gotta love the Finns.
- With an economy this awful it’s tough out there for a dick.
- We’re hoping this interview style doesn’t catch on with Bill O’Reilly, even if he does use a strategically-pladce loofah.
- You can’t get more random than this, “Furry Paris Hilton kisses elvish tit while Lindsay Lohan pwnz teh jackass’s throat.”
- The Geico Gekko tried it, but his face stuck in the AFLAC position.
- Creationism is too a valid scientific concept!
- Oh Madge, we miss your witty prose so.
- Good God! Make it stop before I rip the eyeballs from my head!
- Ah, the old Tower of Budz Trick!
- Curses! The band geeks somehow got on-stage and hijacked graduation.
- The Three Wise Men came bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and urrrp.
- They were going to do a “Worst of Wikipedia”, but there was just too much matierial to cover.
- It started out as such an innocent idea and then turned into statistician porn.
- Barack Obama has announced a new bite-partisan agenda last week.
- This site presented with apologies to Tori Spelling and Kurt Vonnegut.
- “When the going gets weird, the weird write a letter.”
- If this is The Departure of the Witches, where do I go to bum a ride?
- How do I wed thee, let me count the ways.
- So, Tori Spelling is available on HSN. I wouldn’t pay much for her.
- I’ve always wanted my own number. It would make me feel all cozy and loved.
- I don’t care what you say, I don’t want to see the videos of the wedding night.
- A site for those wanting to have their asses kicked by the football team one more time before they graduate.
- Barry White eats these by the ton.
- Winner of the Silver Sow Award for excellence in farm reporting.
- It had to happen one day.
Domo Arigato
- It seems every nation has its lowest common denomiator.
- It was a slow Saturday afternoon at the karaoke bar when the shy businessman decided to git jiggy wid it.
- Somehow, this is all strangely arousing.
- Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Forget it already.
- Well, HELLO DOLLY!
- OK, who pissed in the wine?
Proof the American Consumer is Batshit Crazy
- I’m guessing Tiger Woods is wishing some of his misstresses were biodegradable right about now.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the best environmentalist of them all.
- You know you’re a real stud-muffin when…
- Hmmm, think of the possibilities.
- That’s funny, a $117 million quarterly bonus does it for me.
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- Leelee Sobieski Exposes her Pink Undies! (music-juice.com)
- The Crystal Ball: 2010 Revealed! [Q&A] (cityfile.com)
- New York Post Practices Unsafe Journalism (mediabistro.com)
- PINK: A shockingly butch cultural history of the world’s prissiest colour (thestar.com)
