The Human Condition Ain’t What It’s Cracked Up to Be

• Will China Ban Naked Wedding Photos?
• Never Visit These Dating Sites
• Angry Women Force Trespassing Men to Perform Sit-ups
• Walker endured a two-hour attack by a reindeer
• McDonald’s to Offer McWeddings
• C Scan T-shirt (Kelly the Little Black Dog)
• Live Action Coyote vs Roadrunner
• Chinese Hairstylists Perform Truly Giant Haircut
• The most dangerous squirrels on Earth
• Tommy Lee Explodes Over Whale Sperm, Pamela Anderson Not Involved
• 7 Odd Specialties of Real Professors
• Teacher at Kennesaw State University, Strips In Front of Class
• Woman allegedly bites husband’s tongue
• Racist Coffee
• Nanaimo Fire Guy Not Mentally Disabled, Probably Just Crazy
• Czechs Slammed For Bizarre ‘Porn Arousal’ Test For Gay Refugees
• Another Ancient Dildo
• Store’s Sign Reminds That BBQ Restaurants Are “Safest” Because Of Lack of Muslims
• Buffalo Rides In Car, Drinks Beer In Alberta
• Three Readings from the Hipster Bible
• Whip It Out: American Cities by Penis Size
• O’ Holy Penis
• Sarah Silverman Does Vaginal Health PSA
• Churchgoers Crushed By Camel In Nativity Processional
• Client demands money back from hookers
• Pastor executes elf to save Christmas
• Nutmeg Treated as Drug for Hallucinogenic High
• Is It Human?
• Putin Fights Cancer by Singing Blueberry Hill
• Vegas ‘Strippermobile’ Delivers Christmas Donations

Robotopalooza

• 79 Freaky Robots
• Battery-Operated Robot Completes 310 Mile Trip
• The Robot Girl
• Dairy Farms Go Robotic, Cows Never Happier
• Women Robots

Those Darn Capitalists!

• Crazy New Investment Idea: Divorces!
• ‘Augmented Reality’ Candy Lets You Taste Fireworks
• American Apparel’s Attempt to Regain Customers: Pubic Hair Cartoons
• Corporate Song and Dance
• Lashisse
• Is Duncan Hines’ Cupcake Ad Racist?
• Lucifer’s Toy Chest
• Jesus Christ Action Figure

Merry Christmas Happy Holidays Wherever You Are Bill O’Reilly

• Hot Slut Of The Day!
• The Funniest Holiday Family Photos

OK, Can the Japanese BE Any Stranger?

• Japanese Man Steals 3,000 Pairs of Panties: Can’t Find His Size
• Japanese Robots Become Hospital Staff
• It’s illegal to be fat in Japan
• Google Earth Skydiving

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There’s Something ‘Special’ About Christmas Holidays

• 8 Christmas Gifts That Will Make Grandma Hate You
• The Most Awkward Family Thanksgiving Photos Ever
• Gift Idea: Pet Petter
• Gift Idea: Male Testicular Anatomy Model
• It’s beginning to eel a lot like Christmas
• Fu@k You If You Don’t Like Christmas
• Gift Idea: Teasing Tighty Whities
• Gift Idea:  Special Scissors

Hmmm, How ‘Bout That?

• Researchers Find a ‘Liberal Gene’
• Breaking Up? Enter the Online Hit Man
• Julian Assange: Wanted For What?
• The hidden meaning of toilets
• Funky Forest – Wanna Go For A Drink? (Gabriel Zolman)
• Foie gras burger blurs fast food and fine dining
• Count me in! Do you take plastic?
• Extreme Shaving
• 30 Funny Fail Sites
• Phallic Congratulatory Cards
• Wafaa Balil is a Walking Tripod
• Man claims Motorola Droid 2 exploded in his ear

Robotopallooza

• War Machines: Recruiting Robots for Combat
• Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
• Squirt!
• WheeMe: A Bodily Pleasure Robot
• Real Robot Pals
• Top 10 Freaky Robots

WakiLinks

Using Losing Your Noodle

• Police say killings were over baby name
• Builder’s lucky escape after shooting himself in head with nail gun
• Women Hid Stolen Goods Under Body Fat
• Video Barbie Gets FBI Warning: ‘Possible Child Pornography Production Method’
• ‘The Beaver’ Trailer: Mel Gibson’s Comeback Movie?

Sexpotage

• The 18 Craziest Naked Women In News Report History
• Penis Gun (The Aristocrats)
• 10 Most Erotic Sculptures
• 12 Nerd Porn Parodies
• 1 Man, 1 Vacuum (Barry White Award Winner: Best Music in a Comedy Video)
• 10 Bizarrely Hilarious Fetishes
• The Disturbing World Of Dickflash.com
• Kardashians Talk Putting Mayo On Privates

Say Hello to the Land of the Rising Sun

• Only in Japan
• I Just Want To Fa-Aa-Aa-Aaak You!

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Tis the Season to Shop Mad-ly…

• Truth in Advertising
• Toy Jerks
• Dr. Do More Presents 2011 Dr. Show More Calendar
• Days of Our Cheerios: Soap Opera Product Placement
• Kackel Dackel

Um, Yeah

• Judge: Let lesbians into military so male GIs can turn them straight
• Megyn Kelly In GQ: Fox News Anchor’s Revealing Spread
• “I see his penis out!”
• Peace Through Face Sitting’: Women Help Guy With Bizarre Fetish Comedian spends savings after being told he has three months to live
• Couple in court over squeaky bedsprings
• Armless Man Shoots Gun With Feet
• Poop Noodle (Totally Tasteless)
• Girl Gets Stuck In Dryer
• Naked in the Rain Lady Weirds Me Out
• Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things
• He’s Hung Like An Elephant!
• Naked man spotted in car boot on Google Street View
• Fear and Loathing in her Vagina
• Juggalos For Jesus
• Weird Things in Packaged Food
• Woman trapped for 20 days in pissoir
• Happy Birthday Miley Cyrus
• A Trip to the Museum of Broken Relationships
• Woman Claims She Owns the Sun

Enough with the Anime Already

• Do You Want A Taco?!
• Japan’s face-scanning vending machines

Leaving Them Scratching Their RoButts

• Crashed bomber robot comes back to life after 45 years
• Obama Pilots Japanese Robot Chair
• Land Crawler is the Freakiest Riding Robot
• Beautiful Robots Anyone Would Like to Date

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GRANDMA! - Able to leap walkers in a single bound. Click Image for more >>

• Student’s Project Asks Female Students To Look At Nether Regions
• Hulk Hogan Shows His Daughter His Penis
• Bestiality Anonymous
• Octopussy Dildo
• Sex toy drive-thru: Alabama shop to offer window service
• Handwritten Magazine Insert Offers Oral Sex to Any Woman
• Seven BJs That Ruined Everything
• Aussie Rugby Star Quits Over Dog Sex Photo
• In Iran, tombstones shaped like penises delight tourist
• Man Dies From Sex With Horse
• Berlusconi Replaces Ancient Penis

Tech Bubble, What Tech Bubble?

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• Japan Invents Robot Actress (manolith.com)
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Puttin' on the Feedbag

Patrons of the Arts & Sciences

• Cool Illustrations By Valery Barykin
• Hipsters Have to Pee
• I’m here to make performance art
• Connecticut’s Ghost Parking Lot
• Can You Believe These are Wall Paintings?
• Eggcubism: Two-and-a-Half Dimensional Paintings Created With Egg Cartons

Just Plain Odd

• Manchester Dogs’ Home operates on hermaphrodite dog
• Eight Strange Phone Sex Lines You’ll Never Call
• Nothing is greater than the power of kittens and mammaries
• Hot Stripper Goes Wild On Vegas Blvd
• Man terrified when live squirrel popped out of toilet bowl
• The Condom Bagpipe
• Car-Eating Rabbits Invade Denver Airport
• Vatican: Homer Simpson is a Catholic
• Strange Condom Usage
• Tooth Discovered in Man’s Ear, Ending 33 Years of Pain
• Hand Luggage: Man Walks Into Hospital With Severed Arm In A Bag
• Frogs Found Inside Rocks, Some Still Alive
• Michael Jackson Cirque du Soleil Show Coming
• Top 10 Failed Escapes from Gilligan’s Island
• Carol Bone [Real Name], 62, has sex with 200 toyboys in 2 years
• Four-Year-Old Boy Growing Long Hair for Cancer Patients Expelled From School
• Couple give condoms to trick-or-treaters
• 10 Weirdest Bands

Capitalists Will Buy Anything

• Airline to Sell ‘Cuddle Class’ Seating
• 7 of the weirdest vintage sex products ever
• Dog Poo Trap
• Storms interfere with rubber tapping, drives up condom costs
• Bacon-Flavored Soda Sizzles Onto Shelves

Stupid is as Stupid Does…Repeatedly

• Six Things O’Donnell Could Do After the Election
• Tony Blair in running for bad sex award
• ‘Officer Bubbles’ Files Lawsuit Against 24 Mean YouTube Commentators
• Furious woman stabs classmate in anger-management class
• Boy, 3, missing after police say father lost him found safe in Pasadena parking garage
• Canadian Cmdr. guilty of underwear thefts, murder of two women
• Pharmacist refused inhaler to woman having asthma attack because she was $1.50 short
• Vagina After Dentist
• Witness: I quit al Qaeda over lack of health benefits
• Aircraft crashes after crocodile on board escapes
• Cafe fan banned in case smell of bacon offends Muslims
• The Ladies of Fox News
• Fox News Porn
• Boy Punished for Farting on the School Bus
• Denver to Vote on Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission
• Vince McMahon Poops on Blumenthal Campaign Sign
• Naked Newlywed Husband Charged With Killing Wife
• Calvin College Students Accused Of Beheading A Fiberglass Giraffe
• Orlando Theme Park Built for Jesus
• Corset Piercings

Take Me to Your Leader

• Realistic Singing And Dancing Robot
• Hair-Washing Robot
• Robot can bowl a perfect strike every time
• Robot With Coffee-Filled Balloons For Hands Is The Best Grabber Yet
• Giant leap forward for tinmankind
• Extremely Realistic Looking Robot

They’ve Been Eating the Rancid Sushi Again

• Poo Genie
• How The Japanese Trick-Out Their Trucks

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