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Robot-a-Palooza

• Teen Uses Robot to Remotely Attend High School Classes
• Why a robot might one day kill you
• Robot made from crashed bomber comes back to life after 45 years
• Robonaut to Join Astronauts
• Robot Orders A Scone
• Robots to Get Their Own Internet
• Report on our robotic future: 5 incredible predictions

Japan-a-Palooza

• Meanwhile, in Japan
• Impressive Engrish Jacket
• Japanese delve deep in hole-digging competition
• Esper Dominoes fall via wireless tech
• Malaysia probing Japan condom disappearance
• Creepy Japanese Alien Movie
• Strange Japanese Art
• Female Mask Monkey Waitress

There’s a Fine Line Between Lunacy and Stupidity

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• Man arrested for asking police how much marijuana he could grow
• Man Eats Baby For Satanic Ritual
• Fake Capsizing Boat Trolls the High Seas
• Mutiny On Ryanair Flight
• Parasailing Donkey Dies of Heart Attack
• Hit & Run Suspect Left Chompers In Vehicle
• Cockfighting Rooster Stabs, Kills Man
• Butter: Not Such a Slick Murder Weapon
• Pastor Orders Penance for Gay Toddler Blog
• Could Ingesting Poo Be Good for You?
• Most Polite and Respectful Robbery You’ll See Today
• Fort Wayne Won’t Name Building After Mayor
• Woman Casually Snacks On Her Own Poop
• Drugs Found In Man’s Penis
• ‘Sarah Palin Media Addict’ Starring Gina Gershon
• Professor Has to Pull ‘Head Cam’ After Surgery
• The Tabasco Made Me Do It!
• Hogwarts Stripper Has All Kinds Of Magic Tricks
• OMG, Miley only wishes she partied like this
• Suspicious toilet with phone not dangerous
• Woman Arrested in Pig Decapitation Case
• Man jailed in grape-throwing

Poobah’s Believe It or Not

• Teen Drops Dead After First Kiss
• Dog survives 32km drive stuck to the grill of a car
• 25 Funniest Stick Figure Warnings Of All Time
• 45 public toilets around the world
• 15 Smartest and Dumbest Presidents
• Norton I: America’s Unsung Emperor
• Woman Has Worm In Eyeball
• Mick Jagger’s Privates Small?

Proof That Free Market Economies Have a Big Downside

• Girl Scout Cookies I Wish Existed
• Average Salary of a Waitress at Olive Garden
• New Fashion Craze: Jants
• A Cheeseburger Made with Liquid Nitrogen
• Shopper Ingested Semen-Tainted Yogurt
• China’s poor treated to fake rice made from plastic
• ‘Shaving Helmet’ Gets You Bald In 20 Seconds
• Thai airline hires transsexual flight attendants
• 7 Year Old buys Harrier Fighter Jet on Ebay
• Introducing The Steak Weight
• Porno for Pumpkins
• Most Useless Products Ever
• Unusual Dating Websites: Vampires, Diapers, Trekkies And More
• The Clap Off-Bra
• The Wrap-a-Nap

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• Student’s Project Asks Female Students To Look At Nether Regions
• Hulk Hogan Shows His Daughter His Penis
• Bestiality Anonymous
• Octopussy Dildo
• Sex toy drive-thru: Alabama shop to offer window service
• Handwritten Magazine Insert Offers Oral Sex to Any Woman
• Seven BJs That Ruined Everything
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• Man Dies From Sex With Horse
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Tech Bubble, What Tech Bubble?

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Ummm, Sexy

• Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter Montana “Chippy D” a Porn Star (Video)
• Katy Perry vs. Genesis Mashup
• Priests Order Oral Sex Stained Glass Covered
• The Strange Case of the Disappearing Penis
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• Cow executed for seducing man for sex
• Masterclash Shares True Stories of Masturbation Gone Wrong
• Oral Sex Fight Leads to Death Mon
• Stuck It In The Wrong Hole
• Hot Russian spy offered skin flick opportunity

Just Keep Repeating, ‘It’s Only the Internet’

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• Kids reenact ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey,’ blow old broads out of the water
• Brazilian Man With Breast Implants Runs Onto Field, Announcers Perplexed
• Beware! Sir Hambeast and Lady Fupa control all of Funionland
• Everyone Loves BP – An Unedited Marketing Video
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• Bear Steals Car, Trashes It, Then Poops In Front Seat
• Alleged MJ Love Child Surfaces, Wants Money
• Locksport: Competitive Lockpicking Growing In U.S. Popularity
• Croat blows himself up with grenade
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• Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall reworked for Iranian protest
• Shaved Bieber
• Life-size Mousetrap Coming to New York This Fall
• 35 Hilarious Photos From Roller Coasters
• You Can’t “Refudiate” The Brilliance of These Sarah Palin Mash-Ups
• ‘Mr Ed – Dead’ Book Collects the Funniest Fictional Obits
• 7 Signs You Might Spot At The Next Republican Convention
• Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attacks Octopus Paul
• Nothing Like A Hot-Tub Relaxing, Mind-Body-Peace-Inducing Hunt
• How to: Indian toilet
• Incredible Artwork by Mark Fredrickson

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Ripley Rolling in His Grave

• Shitterton: The village that dare not speak its name
• Bird poop forces Kings of Leon from St.Louis stage
• Crap At My Parents House
• Doctor pens goodbye note as plane plunges
• Shackleton’s whisky: headed to a glass near you?
• Columbus too obese for ambulance stretchers
• ‘Meteorite’ lands on cricket pitch during county match
• Really Loooonnnnggg Tongue!
• Most Incredible Accident Bar None
• Falling goat hits hiker off mountain in 50ft fall
• Jordan River Called ‘Too Polluted’ For Baptism Pilgrims
• Bear Raids Laconia Kitchen, Takes Stuffed Bear
• Whale found stuck on bow of cruise ship near Juneau
• Witness the World’s Hardest Nail Thrower
• 25 Most Extreme Female Bodies

BZZZZ, Click, WHRRRRRR

• 5 Reasons to Fear Robots
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Free Market or Free of Brains, You Decide

• Happy Happy Mini Ravioli
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• Hello Kitty Nerd USB Flash Drive
• Why Won’t It Open?: Hinged Packing Tape
• Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples
• Sexy Anna Chapman Gets Her Spy On in (Topless) Doll Form
• Drinkwel
• Uncrate’s Best Stuff of the Week
• Zegna Sweat Proof Suit for $1,200
• Tenga Flip Hole
• Rejected Jersey Shore Products
• Pedal Away Those Tag Nut Blues With Clag-Gone
• Sex Education Demo Butt

Not the Sharpest Shivs on the Cell Block

• Man took tractor to buy beer
• Vampire sighting drives woman into canal
• Baby drowns after baptism
• ‘Vuvuzela-maddened’ man rams bar with car
• Photographer shot dead after he asked bride and groom to pose with Guns
• Drunk driving mommy is really, really sorry
• Finger in the butt results in a knife fight
• Cop Stripped of Badge for Watching ‘Bridget the Midget’ Striptease
• Cannibal ‘Tsutomu Miyazaki’ Put to Death

Really Japan? WTF?

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• New Onahole Measures Your Strokes
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True Crime

• Tiny Condom Student’s Shop Fury
• The 9 Dumbest Cops Caught on Tape
• Serial Butt-Biting GOP Operative Sinks Teeth Into Texas Race
• Sergeant meant no offence by pierced penis ‘party trick’
• Drinking buddies set friend’s prosthetic leg on fire, ditch burned man by roadside
• Officer Recovering After Horrific Crash
• Vineland woman who claimed sex act led to crash lied again
• Tulsa Man Arrested For Trying To Run Over His Landlord
• The boyfriend who beat up his armless, legless girlfriend in “self-defense”
• Man murdered girlfriend for refusing to help him bury previous girlfriend
• Woman tears off ex boyfriends testicle at a party and tries to eat it

True Life

• Oh not again, Let me sleeeeeep (Cuteness Overload Alert)
• Senior Citizens Say The Darndest Things
• Facebook relents on doll nipples ban
• Taliban training monkeys to fight against U.S. soldiers
• Fruit bats use oral sex to prolong the deed
• 5-Year-Old Performs “Folsom Prison Blues”
• Turkish Talk Show Guest Thinks He Can Fly
• Beshine doing Groceries
• World’s Only Drive-Thru Strip Club – Closed
• Lab-grown penis lets rabbits mate like bunnies
• Dodgeball! Game sweeping catacombs of Los Gatos
• World’s Largest Breasts Could Kill Woman
• Gravity Doesn’t Exist
• The 55 Most Scandalous Barbie Photos Ever Taken
• He’s Got Spirit Yes He Do! He’s Got Spirit, How ‘Bout You???
• Hunter S. Thompson Gets Confronted By An Irate Hell’s Angel On A Talk Show
• Reason Why Fox News Is In Business
• Vagina Fitness: Would You Hire a Personal Trainer to Get Toned Downstairs?
• Yet Another Way to Decorate Your Vagina: Va-Ttooing
• Women-only frustration venting store opens in Shenyang
• Can you write like a famous author?
• Man sent sex pictures of ex-girlfriend to her family – as Christmas cards
• 10 Farts Caught On Live TV
• A cowboy has the world’s biggest cock!
• Project: Paper-Clone

True Crap Mart

• The Stupidest Men’s Products Ever Invented
• How to make a compressed air spit ball launcher
• Everything You’ve Ever Wanted to Know About Domino’s Pizza Commercials* *But never cared enough to ask
• Real-Life Back to the Future Power Laces
• The world’s first ‘lasagne sandwich’
• Bizarre European Twilight Eclipse Toy Commercial
• The 10 Worst iPhone Apps
• Scamwow!
• Imagine if we could grow clothing
• Camelflage panties
• Fear Factor Candy Cockroach Bites
• North Korea Touts Mind-Expanding Liquid Brain Juice
• Gillette Survey: How Do You Like It Shaved?
• 12 of the Weirdest eBay Auctions

True Robot Stories

• Interview With A Robot
• South Korea deploys robot capable of killing intruders

True Tokyo

• Australia bans small-breasted porn, Japanese AV industry assesses situation
• Japan Reenacts Justin Bieber Internet Jokes
• Why Japan is weird

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Sex Sells

• Bobbi Eden, Netherlands Porn Star, Promises World Cup Oral Sex To Twitter Followers
• Is King Tut’s Penis Missing?
• Christian Nymphos
• Play-Doh Porn
• Free sex for Chinese to apologize
• 3D Display Lets You Touch A Boob
• Spate of Broken Penises Caused by Dance Style Daggering
• Sweet Dreams: The Sexy Adventures of a Renegade Cupcake
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• Orangina’s French Gay Cougar Ad
• Nintendo Gameboy Themed Condoms
• New beer said to enlarge women’s breasts
• Artist tries to end towns’ feud with photos of naked residents
• Dick Stick
• The Spanking Art Wiki
• Don’t Hit the Boobs
• CIA unit’s wacky idea: Depict Saddam as gay
• Dog Passes Out After Humping Stuffed Toy
• Improve Your Taste With BOP

Hmm, You Don’t Say

• Would you like yours boiled, scrambled or split? The bizarre banana-shaped egg
• World’s First Garbage Hotel in Rome
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• Work Less Party
• The Second Plumbing: Woman spots Jesus on a drainpipe
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• Not an illusion. That’s a real building
• Gym Bunny Pumping Iron
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• ‘Real Housewives’ Kids Rescued in Pool Accident
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• Topper-cakes in new wedding scenes
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Robots-a-Poppin’

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• Beggar Robot
• Pioneering Heart Surgery Using Remote Control Robot Arm
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• Data Dump

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Japanology

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• Angry Japanese Corndog
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• Inochi, the Perverted Robot

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• Retro Products That Failed To Catch On
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• ‘Jersey Shore’ Action Figures
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Tasty Crime Waves, Dude

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