“Invisible Gurls” (Katy Perry vs. Genesis)
Ummm, Sexy
- Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter Montana “Chippy D” a Porn Star (Video)
- Katy Perry vs. Genesis Mashup
- Priests Order Oral Sex Stained Glass Covered
- The Strange Case of the Disappearing Penis
- Ever wonder how much electricity your penis can take?
- Headline Fail Gives Obama’s Penis A Promotion
- Drop Your Crotch
- Are Porn Stars Athletes? No, But Sometimes Athletes Are Porn Stars
- Cow executed for seducing man for sex
- Masterclash Shares True Stories of Masturbation Gone Wrong

- Oral Sex Fight Leads to Death Mon
- Stuck It In The Wrong Hole
- Hot Russian spy offered skin flick opportunity
Just Keep Repeating, ‘It’s Only the Internet’
- Fox News: Big Mexican Women Helping Afghan Soldiers Go AWOL
- SDCC God Hates Fags counter-protest had best, nerdiest signs
- Darwin diner mums told to keep their legs closed
- Culling farting feral animals could curb carbon
- The Blackest White Folks We Know
- Virgin Mary Sighting at Jell-O Mold Competition
- The Most Obvious Headlines Of All Time
- The Stupidest and Coolest Toilets Around The World
- How Your Views Compare With the Supreme Court
- Sarcasm Punctuation? Like We Really Need That
- Lawnmower On A Stick
- Kids reenact ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey,’ blow old broads out of the water
- Brazilian Man With Breast Implants Runs Onto Field, Announcers Perplexed
- Beware! Sir Hambeast and Lady Fupa control all of Funionland

- Everyone Loves BP – An Unedited Marketing Video
- Is Sarah Palin gunning for 2012? or ??????2012?????
- Bear Steals Car, Trashes It, Then Poops In Front Seat
- Alleged MJ Love Child Surfaces, Wants Money
- Locksport: Competitive Lockpicking Growing In U.S. Popularity
- Croat blows himself up with grenade
- Mel and Oksana – The Placenta Factor
- Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall reworked for Iranian protest
- Shaved Bieber
- Life-size Mousetrap Coming to New York This Fall
- 35 Hilarious Photos From Roller Coasters
- You Can’t “Refudiate” The Brilliance of These Sarah Palin Mash-Ups
- ‘Mr Ed – Dead’ Book Collects the Funniest Fictional Obits
- 7 Signs You Might Spot At The Next Republican Convention
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attacks Octopus Paul
- Nothing Like A Hot-Tub Relaxing, Mind-Body-Peace-Inducing Hunt
- How to: Indian toilet
- Incredible Artwork by Mark Fredrickson
Ripley Rolling in His Grave
- Shitterton: The village that dare not speak its name
- Bird poop forces Kings of Leon from St.Louis stage
- Crap At My Parents House
- Doctor pens goodbye note as plane plunges
- Shackleton’s whisky: headed to a glass near you?
- Columbus too obese for ambulance stretchers
- ‘Meteorite’ lands on cricket pitch during county match
- Really Loooonnnnggg Tongue!
- Most Incredible Accident Bar None
- Falling goat hits hiker off mountain in 50ft fall
- Jordan River Called ‘Too Polluted’ For Baptism Pilgrims
- Bear Raids Laconia Kitchen, Takes Stuffed Bear
- Whale found stuck on bow of cruise ship near Juneau
- Witness the World’s Hardest Nail Thrower
- 25 Most Extreme Female Bodies
BZZZZ, Click, WHRRRRRR
- 5 Reasons to Fear Robots
- ApriPoko Robot: Personal, Personable, Adorable
- Robot Taekwondo Battles Slated for October
- The Loneliest Humanoid in America
Free Market or Free of Brains, You Decide
- Happy Happy Mini Ravioli
- Bald Guyz Head Wipes
- Hello Kitty Nerd USB Flash Drive
- Why Won’t It Open?: Hinged Packing Tape
- Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples
- Sexy Anna Chapman Gets Her Spy On in (Topless) Doll Form
- Drinkwel
- Uncrate’s Best Stuff of the Week
- Zegna Sweat Proof Suit for $1,200
- Tenga Flip Hole

- Rejected Jersey Shore Products
- Pedal Away Those Tag Nut Blues With Clag-Gone
- Sex Education Demo Butt
Not the Sharpest Shivs on the Cell Block
- Man took tractor to buy beer
- Vampire sighting drives woman into canal
- Baby drowns after baptism
- ‘Vuvuzela-maddened’ man rams bar with car
- Photographer shot dead after he asked bride and groom to pose with Guns
- Drunk driving mommy is really, really sorry
- Finger in the butt results in a knife fight
- Cop Stripped of Badge for Watching ‘Bridget the Midget’ Striptease
- Cannibal ‘Tsutomu Miyazaki’ Put to Death
Really Japan? WTF?
- Dear Japan: If you don’t caption shit like this, you need to just stop making it
- 7 most disturbing (yet kind of cool) Japanese inventions
- New Onahole Measures Your Strokes

- Necessity is the mother of invention
- More Randomness (omnipotentpoobah.com)
- Darwin’s Daughter and Those Penis Mushrooms (slog.thestranger.com)
- Porn For The Blind: “She Has Recommenced The Oral Sex.” [Porn] (gawker.com)
- Jagabomb for Mimobot Design Challenge (10and5.com)
- HALO MIMOBOT Designer USB Flash Drives (everyjoe.com)
- Bat sex is not protected by academic freedom (scienceblogs.com)
- Does Oral Sex Confer An Evolutionary Advantage? Evidence From Bats [The Thoughtful Animal] (scienceblogs.com)
- Laurence Fishburne Done Good (thesuperficial.com)
- Chippy D: Porn Name Of Montana Fishburne: WSHH Video Interview (nowpublic.com)
- “I Kissed A Girl Star Katy Perry Set To Host The 2010 Teen Choice Awards” and related posts (x17online.com)

