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Dispatches From the Land of the Rising Sun

Building constructed by the Japanese subsidiary of Flat Bush Construction Co.
I can’t say I agree with NH politinut Nick Levasseur when he said, “Anime is a prime example of why two nukes just wasn’t enough.” But, two nukes dropped on Hello Kitty in a remote area? Then, he’d have something.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be a human.
It seems as if somebody’s been hittin’ the ol’ saki a little too hard lately.
Man Smell Gum: Curiously juicy.
It was clear to observers that Tiger Woods still struggles with his sex addiction.
Yeah, those are pretty cute tricks, but let’s see how you do with some REAL farm products…like cows perhaps.

When Electromechanical Devices Attack!

Personally, I find a photo of a robot giving you one lump instead of two a bit distressing.
I wonder if they serve robot sushi in this place?
The Japanese do have a knack for building real virtual babes.
CURSE YOU STEVE JOBS! See what your stupid iPhone hath wrought.
Klaatu barada nikto!

Capitalism: Nailing Two Random Things Together to Sell for a Buttload

Hasn’t your pet suffered enough indignity by eating its own crap or rolling on a dead pigeon?
It just goes to show you that the nice industrialist next door can be just as racist as your everyday Teabagger.
“Uses safe sub-dermal implants!” Well, I should hope so.
Golden crap, for the man who has everything.
Monty Python‘s Spam Song just wouldn’t be the same with unicorns.
More proof that iPhones will be the death of society.

Just Your Every Day WTF

There’s just something wrong about that Miley Cyrus kid that I can’t quite put my finger on.
At times, Rick found working in the prison license plate shop boring, but luckily there was the occasional special order.
The new Jeep gets an efficient 3 inches per 600 gallons.
After Jamil stayed on the back of a camel for three weeks, Dolly looked pretty good. Interesting True Fact: The most popular search on this blog is “horse sex” and odder still is that more than 80% of the searches come from the Middle East. Just sayin’.
T’was a wise woman indeed that imparted these words… Always Aroused Girl
Even insects realized Billy was a little effeminate.
I’m sorry Susan, that’s just bathtub ring.
CAUTION: Use of this product by complete morons is strictly prohibited. P.S. Watch out for paper cuts from this warning label.
Hah! And they say trans-fats are dangerous.
Proof the Jesus Christ-ians don’t have a leg to stand on when it comes to Darwinism.
Yet another reason the Dove Awards never caught on.

Crime, It’s Not Just for the Smart Anymore

In hindsight, Daniel realized his idea was bad, but at the time it just seemed so damned good.
In Alaska, it’s illegal to look at a moose from an airplane, but as Sarah Palin proved, it’s OK to shoot a wolf from one.

Ooooo, Daddy Liiike

Watch out lady, you could put someone’s eye out with those things!
The older John got, the less he could tell whether women were getting kinkier or he was getting weirder.