Ahhh! Bliss!
WTF?
- And in this month’s issue, 10 Ways to Give Yourself a Brazilian With Fire.
- Don’t you spell that, “Edwardz“?
- Weird is as weird does.
- Senate Republicans introduce legislation to stimulate jobs growth.
- Things are not always as they seem.
- David Vitter loves the room remodeled into a baby’s room.
- Yeah, that seems about right to me.
- Oh Bea, we miss you so.
- Mom just rocks – in a June Cleaver sort of way.
- OU812.
- WWJD?
- Well, that was interesting.
- Officer, I was just driving down the motorway and suddenly a 50 stone hunk of gelatinous goo hit the bonnet.
Cha, Cha, Cha, Chia!
- Sarah Palin: “Death panels, death plants? It’s the same difference don’tcha know.”
- This is what happens when you turn birth control education over the the Addams family.
- I love the sound of sex in the morning.
- Somewhere in the world there’s a dominatrix weeping with joy.
- Dear God! It looks like Lisa Rinna’s lips.
- True, the whole Obama thing is a little off the wall. But Sarah Palin nude, what’s not to like?
Our Electro-Mechanical Friends
- Rectum? Hell, I almost killed him.
- Something just doesn’t add up.
- And then Joey says, “Hey! Look! We’re hand twins!
- OK, that’s just way too creepy.
- Weren’t the human ones bad enough?
- Hey, that robot coughed right in my face! I hope I don’t have virtual pig flu.
- Yee gads! Is there no place left that’s free of these monsters.
- OK, I absolutely draw the line at begging.
- Oh my dear, I’ve made a McFool of myself.
- Boy Scout Motto: Be thrifty, brave, clean, and hungry.
- Pass the ammunition and rock out dudeski!
- Apparently birds have discovered that a nice cab pairs well with the rancid mouse carcass.
- Virtual population control for the insanely stupid? Yeah, we got an app for that.
- Turn your head and cough.
- Damn those Japanese, always showing off. Well, riddle me this Okito, where’s your iPhone toilet? Huh? Where?
- There’s nothing worse than a bad case of sushi breath. Fortunately, there’s an app for that.
- After this, I’m convinced the Japanese are deep thinkers.
- Japanese campers, who knew?
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