Ahhh! Bliss!

WTF?

• And in this month’s issue, 10 Ways to Give Yourself a Brazilian With Fire.
• Don’t you spell that, “Edwardz“?
• Weird is as weird does.
• Senate Republicans introduce legislation to stimulate jobs growth.
• Things are not always as they seem.
• David Vitter loves the room remodeled into a baby’s room.
• Yeah, that seems about right to me.
• Oh Bea, we miss you so.
• Mom just rocks – in a June Cleaver sort of way.
• OU812.
• WWJD?
• Well, that was interesting.
• Officer, I was just driving down the motorway and suddenly a 50 stone hunk of gelatinous goo hit the bonnet.
  

  Cha, Cha, Cha, Chia!

• Sarah Palin: “Death panels, death plants? It’s the same difference don’tcha know.”
• This is what happens when you turn birth control education over the the Addams family.
• I love the sound of sex in the morning.
• Somewhere in the world there’s a dominatrix weeping with joy.
• Dear God! It looks like Lisa Rinna’s lips.
• True, the whole Obama thing is a little off the wall. But Sarah Palin nude, what’s not to like?

Our Electro-Mechanical Friends

• Rectum? Hell, I almost killed him.
• Something just doesn’t add up.
• And then Joey says, “Hey! Look! We’re hand twins!
• OK, that’s just way too creepy.
• Weren’t the human ones bad enough?
• Hey, that robot coughed right in my face! I hope I don’t have virtual pig flu.
• Yee gads! Is there no place left that’s free of these monsters.
• OK, I absolutely draw the line at begging.

Billy Mays Memorial Posts

• Oh my dear, I’ve made a McFool of myself.
• Boy Scout Motto: Be thrifty, brave, clean, and hungry.
• Pass the ammunition and rock out dudeski!
• Apparently birds have discovered that a nice cab pairs well with the rancid mouse carcass.
• Virtual population control for the insanely stupid? Yeah, we got an app for that.
• Turn your head and cough.

Land of the Rising Sun

• Damn those Japanese, always showing off. Well, riddle me this Okito, where’s your iPhone toilet? Huh? Where?
• There’s nothing worse than a bad case of sushi breath. Fortunately, there’s an app for that.
• After this, I’m convinced the Japanese are deep thinkers.
• Japanese campers, who knew?

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