When the Going Gets Odd, the Odd Turn to Santa

When the going gets odd, the odd turn to Santa

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Bipartisan Pootie Heads

Bipartisan Pootie Headedness

Jesus or Jail, ‘Pay the Pastor on Your Way Out’
Bay Minette, AL Police Chief Mike Rowland wants to let misdemeanor criminal offenders work off their sentences in jail and pay a fine or go to church every Sunday for a year – where they presumably pay the fine off by way of the collection plate.

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Pat Robertson is Divorced From Reality


When you’re talking about the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) a good defense is apparently a good offense – and no one is more offensive than Pat Robertson.

Robertson, God’s official gaffemeister, says it’s okay to punch out of a presumably ‘traditional’ marriage if one spouse has Alzheimer’s.

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In Jesus’ Name Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, Amen

And ah say unto thee O’Lard, thank you fer my smokin’ hot wife…

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