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Gangsta Dad’s Day: It’s a Hard Time Out Here for a Pimp Daddy
It’s a Hard Time Out Here for a Pimp Daddy (Gangsta Dad Version)
You know it’s hard out here for a pimp Dad (You ain’t knowin’)
When he tryin’ to get this money for the rent (You ain’t knowin’)
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (You ain’t knowin’)
(1st ending) Because a whole lot of bitches talkin’ shit (You ain’t knowin’)
(2nd ending) Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (You ain’t knowin’)
It’s a Hard Time Out Here for a Pimp Daddy (Suburban Version)
You know it’s hard out here for a father of young ladies (You don’t know how it is)
When he’s trying to get money for the rent (You don’t know how it is)
For the expensive minivan he drives and money spent for gas (You don’t know how it is)
1st ending: Because a whole lot of mothers are saying ridiculous things (You don’t know how it is)
2nd ending: Will have a whole lot of mothers are saying ridiculous things (You don’t know how it is)
- Three Six Mafia win an Oscar (guardian.co.uk)
- Top 5 daddy bloggers (interflora.co.uk)
- Kevin Jonas Wants To Be Daddy Jonas! (perezhilton.com)
- It Remains Hard Out There for a Pimp (sfist.com)
- 9 Ways to React Upon Discovery You’re Not the Father of the Baby (dailycognition.com)
Randomness: Sex Sells
Sex Sells
- Bobbi Eden, Netherlands Porn Star, Promises World Cup Oral Sex To Twitter Followers
- Is King Tut’s Penis Missing?
- Christian Nymphos

- Play-Doh Porn
- Free sex for Chinese to apologize
- 3D Display Lets You Touch A Boob
- Spate of Broken Penises Caused by Dance Style Daggering
- Sweet Dreams: The Sexy Adventures of a Renegade Cupcake
- 6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think
- Orangina’s French Gay Cougar Ad
- Nintendo Gameboy Themed Condoms
- New beer said to enlarge women’s breasts
- Artist tries to end towns’ feud with photos of naked residents
- Dick Stick
- The Spanking Art Wiki

- Don’t Hit the Boobs
- CIA unit’s wacky idea: Depict Saddam as gay
- Dog Passes Out After Humping Stuffed Toy
- Improve Your Taste With BOP

Hmm, You Don’t Say
- Would you like yours boiled, scrambled or split? The bizarre banana-shaped egg
- World’s First Garbage Hotel in Rome
- Struck by Lightning AND Mauled by a Bear? What Are the Odds?!
- Work Less Party
- The Second Plumbing: Woman spots Jesus on a drainpipe
- Chinese firms rent white foreigners PER HOUR to get ahead in business
- Diane Horner’s Country Hip Hop Dancing
- Not an illusion. That’s a real building
- Gym Bunny Pumping Iron
- Yeah, It’s Not Cool To Use a Woman’s Mouth Like a Urinal
- The Nation’s Worst Church Lady
- ‘Real Housewives’ Kids Rescued in Pool Accident
- Vuvuzelas for BP
- Biggest bowl of porridge record broken
- Topper-cakes in new wedding scenes
- Airborne Outhouses
- GodBlock Filter
Robots-a-Poppin’
- Robot Hunts For Outlets, Steals Electricity
- Beggar Robot
- Pioneering Heart Surgery Using Remote Control Robot Arm
- Robo-Baywatch: Autonomously Patrolling Robot Lifeguard Swims at 28 MPH
- Robot Taekwondo Battles Slated for October
- Data Dump
Japanology
- Japan’s Unique Wave Making Machine
- Just another day in Japan
- Angry Japanese Corndog
- Robotic Peeing Dog
- Mobile device wipes out bathroom embarrassment
- Japanese woman drives home with body in windscreen
- Obama Magic Show
- Hakone – Japan’s Amazing Open Air Museum
- Inochi, the Perverted Robot
Act Now! Operators are Standing By!
- The Stupidest Women’s Products Ever Invented
- <The UroClub
- Classing Up The Commode
- Far East Garden Fighters Gnome Statue: Ninja
- The Most Ridiculous How-To Books Of All Time
- Ryanair to sell standing room only tickets for £4… funded by charging passengers to use the toilet
- It’s THE POOTER by Jack Vale!
- Occult Jam Features a Strand of Hair From Princess Diana
- Retro Products That Failed To Catch On
- Salmon Vodka? Smoked Fish-Flavored Liquor Developed By Alaska Distillery
- Big Ass Nachos
- ‘Jersey Shore’ Action Figures
- BBQ Apron With Penis Hidden Under Attached Towel
- Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen
- Scammer Invests in Canned Sandwiches
- Sushi Popper
Tasty Crime Waves, Dude
- US Army employee threatens vuvuzela blower with an ax
- Hot to Leave Work, Woman Sets Fire to Office
- Man holds mom hostage because she won’t iron his clothes
- More Randomness (omnipotentpoobah.com)
- 12 Alcoholic Robot Innovations – From Robot Bartender Festivals to Intelligent Bartender Bots (trendhunter.com)
- Do Guys Prefer Women with Big Boobs? (bettyconfidential.com)
- The State of Boobs in America (yesbutnobutyes.com)
- Brit mum almost kills her lover during sex – with her 40LL boobs! (info.faridabadmetro.com)
- Australians Try to Ban Small Boobs and Female Ejaculation in Porn [Smut] (gawker.com)
- 8 Sex Moves Guys Hate (bettyconfidential.com)
- Porn Industry Gears Up for iPhone 4 FaceTime Sex Chat (appscout.com)



