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Yo! It’s No McRib, Fo’ Shizzle

Every High School Has One

Dick Clark and McRibs: Today’s Senseless Survey (wzlx.radio.com)
McDonald’s to sell deep-fried McRib-like sandwich in Austria – msnNOW (darkerme.com)
Cow Runs Away From Home, Goes to McDonald’s (newser.com)
McRib Too Healthy for You? Try the McRibster (newser.com)
The mystery of the McRib (macleans.ca)
I’m diggin! Death Grips! (audiorecon.wordpress.com)

It’s a Hard Time Out Here for a Pimp Daddy (Gangsta Dad Version)

You know it’s hard out here for a pimp Dad (You ain’t knowin’)
When he tryin’ to get this money for the rent (You ain’t knowin’)
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (You ain’t knowin’)
(1st ending) Because a whole lot of bitches talkin’ shit (You ain’t knowin’)
(2nd ending) Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (You ain’t knowin’)

It’s a Hard Time Out Here for a Pimp Daddy (Suburban Version)

You know it’s hard out here for a father of young ladies (You don’t know how it is)
When he’s trying to get money for the rent (You don’t know how it is)
For the expensive minivan he drives and money spent for gas (You don’t know how it is)
1st ending: Because a whole lot of mothers are saying ridiculous things (You don’t know how it is)
2nd ending: Will have a whole lot of mothers are saying ridiculous things (You don’t know how it is)