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Italians Have 467 Words for Boobs, But Strangely None for Snow

• Booleans for boobs.
• Julia was an early bloomer, and a late bloomer, and well, she’s still blooming.
• I wonder if women with implants can do that from the inside?
• Sure, it’s a catchy job title, but you might want to avoid putting it on your resume.
• Flashing your boobs is a firing offense?! When did that happen?
• Hey, hey! Her face is up here!
• Until I saw this I would’ve argued there were no “worst kind of boobs“.
• Direct quote of the week: “What’s the ideal thing to jerk off into? I’m a paper towel guy. Not as weak as tissues and bigger than a napkin. One Brawny sheet and I’m done.”
• Kristin Davis, a candidate you can get behind.
• Holy anal lube Batman, I just saw the bat signal!
• In search of complete online privacy, thousands closed their Facebook accounts in favor of a social site that was a little less, um, private?
• I went to this really expensive spa and all I got was Vajazzeled.
• A surefire sign you need to get out more often.
• Maybe I”m lazy, but shoryuken looks like a lot of work without much of a payoff.
• OK, nothing more need be said about this link.
• What the hell is wrong with kids these days?
• When playing strip poker, John just could not hide his throbbing hard tell.

Pop Culture on Parade

• We hate the sin, but we still want to love the sinner – we just don’t want to be so crude about it.
• Finally, statistical proof that the Fox News anchors are ubergoobs.
• “Which of these things art not like thine others” — Dooderhominy 9.11.
• If you think this is excessive, you should see the Pentagon’s rules for the new, You Can Ask, But I Really Do Not Want to Embarrass You by Telling policy.
• Don’t applaud, you’ll only encourage him.
• Sometimes going green takes a little extra effort.
• For the last time, shoot me! Don’t make me stop this car an….BANG!
• It smells real good too, you betcha. (To the esteemed Blue Gal)
• I’m guessing that the nude husband in bed isn’t going to get any from her tonight.
• Best headline EVAH – “Betty White, Wielding Flaming Chainsaw, Riding Centaur John Ritter…in a Cape” Um, just to be clear, she’s in the cape. Centaurs don’t wear them.
• Run! Run for your lives! The USS BP Asscake is coming into port!
• Obviously, a “drive safely” campaign in China means something entirely different in the rest of the world.
• It’s things like this that cause people to hate Star Wars junkies.

There Must Be Something in the Japanese Water

• Frankly, I can never tell when they’re weird.
• Japan found its place in the world and never looked back.

Surfin’ the Crime Wave

• “OK, everyone put up your hands and nobody will get vibrated.”
• It’s like taking candy from a baby. Well, maybe not exactly like candy, but more like a BMW pram.
• But the worst part of the whole incident is that the cell provider charged their estates big bucks for breaking their service contracts.
• Apparently the kids grow up fast in Kansas City.
• Once more people, kids don’t come with an instruction manual, so please take time to research some do’s and don’t's. Thank you.

Row, Row, Row Your Bot….

• Dear God, whatever you do don’t let Toys R Us know about this.
• Man, I need me one of these!
• Gettin’ jiggy wid it.

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