DOWN SIMBA! DOWN! - Clearly, Republicans were quite unhappy with the Obama health care bill and wanted to show it. Click photo for more.
Leisure Time Around the World
- Sperm training in preparation for a big Friday night of racing action at Pamela’s house.
- SAF looking for SAM with a good personality and hot for a girl who looks like she’s just come out of a anime comic.
- If I bellied up to the bar to find my lady had a tramp stamp saying, “Ronald Wilson Reagan 1911 to 2004” I might be forced to call off the date immediately.
- True Story: I once served Alpo horse meat canapes at a party. I did this mostly because I couldn’t find any cat stew.
- Aye, whut a load ah blarney.
- Ten men tried out to be Kate Gosselin’s partner on Dancing With the Stars, but sadly, only one would make the cut.
- Wait, he made £90,000 a year and he uses Naugahyde instead of real leather?
- Donna was always an over-achiever who wouldn’t give up until she made her goal.
- Evelyn, would it have killed you to pray for a Big Mac with Double Cheese?
- Everything went fine until Tiger’s wife caught him pissing on some other trollop’s tee.
- Perhaps Sandra Bullock should have gone with a more artful type than Jesse James.
- Despite Austria’s success in allowing gays to serve in the military, Republicans still feared the prospect of man-on-dog sex.
- The proper pronoun may be a little fuzzy, but we can all agree that is one ugly humanoid.
- Every time he saw the picture, Jose Feliciano got a hard-on.
- It’s not a case of ability, but it’s a damned fine case of questionable need.
- Why can’t Democrats be like this?
- George, that’s just how Lady GaGa says hello.
- This seems a bit harsh, but then I’m the “she can do better” guy.
- Last week, a new theory entered the Intelligent Design vs. Darwinism debate.
- You read it here first. Ronald Regan was a serial abuser.
- Meteorology was the sexiest of the scientific disciplines.
Techno-Pop
Everything’s Weird Under the Eyes of the Law
- Bringing new meaning to the term “cowgirl“, Connorsville, Wisconsinites say it’s illegal for a man to shoot a gun while his female partner has an orgasm. No word yet on whether it’s OK if it’s same sex shooting.
- There’s always someone who’s unclear on the concept.
- The lights were low. Soft music tinkled in the air. It was just magic, so Lee decided to just go for it.
- In his defense, Charles thought it was an exceptionally good idea at the time.
- Thomas, this is just not cool. When you had the urge, why didn’t you call your Jenny Craig diet buddy?
- “Well of course, but I’ve had a big pair of balls since I was a child,” Grandma Betty “Scarface” Ritolla said.
- If the thing was big enough to be a “dangerous weapon”, he should be working as a pornstar instead of a cop?
- Was that “producing a controlled substance” or producing a controlled orgasm”?
- Every kid needs a positive role model in their life.
- Quityerbitchin, he could have used staples.
- Nitinkuma was new to this country, so his ideas on how to pick up girls needed a little work.
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