04/14/12

Regardless of Economic Plan America Can’t Compete

Both Republicans and Democrats jabber a lot about jobs, even when times are relatively good. When times are bad the talk turns into a nasty shite-storm. The mantra for both sides is America can’t compete if we don’t [fill in the blank]. But here’s a dirty little secret: America can’t effectively compete regardless of which ideology you prefer.

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12/12/10

Randomness: Human Condition Style

The Human Condition Ain’t What It’s Cracked Up to Be

Robotopalooza

Those Darn Capitalists!

Merry Christmas Happy Holidays Wherever You Are Bill O’Reilly

OK, Can the Japanese BE Any Stranger?

More Randomness (omnipotentpoobah.com)
AR-Tees brings augmented reality to a t-shirt, on sale now (video) (engadget.com)
Pop Sigma Serves up Millions of Views with Rap Viral Video Campaign for McDonald’s in China (prweb.com)
Volo Releases YUBE Augmented Reality App for Stationary Exercise – Travel the World without Leaving the Gym (prweb.com)
AR.Pursuit augmented reality shooter app for AR.Drone now available on iTunes (engadget.com)
Pamela Anderson and the rotis.. (computerknowledge1.blogspot.com)

05/29/10

Ramdomness: Obamacare Style

YO QUIERO PURSE - In hindsight, Versace realized their purse would never sell in Middle America. Click photo >>

This Month in the Journal of the AMA

Doctors were startled to have found the long-missing Lung of Turin. They are sure of its authenticity after comparing fingerprints found on the X-ray.
Some women will do anything to cure the scourge of “feminine odor” (See Case 8).
Ear wax removal accidentally turns into a lobotomy when doctor digs too deep.
The British health system may not be the best model for US health care.

Just Your General WTFitude

Gnome insulted, Travelocity discontinues ticket sales for Amalfi Coast vacays.
Are you an ass? Why yes, yes you are.
These cleanup methods probably work about as well as a junk shot.
Don’t fire until you see the whites of their skivvies!
The strongest argument against veganism.
You know, sometimes you just have to wonder how humans ended up atop of the food chain.
NASCAR dads take the pole position.
Mentos – the Messmaker.
“I was just driving along and suddenly the moonrise was just so spectacular…”
Yet inexplicably, Chan has never won the lottery.
Yogi and Boo-Boo were clearly the most awesome bears EVAH!
OK, ENOUGH ABOUT THIS JUSTIN BIEBER KID!
Further proof that Nick Cage is a strange, strange man.
Wells Fargo Bank is too big to sext. What’s worse, this sort of thing is spreading.
TMZ jumps the pop culture shark.
A. Muruganantham: Kondom King of Coimbatore.
“If you must fart, fart proudly.” Very proudly — Ben Franklin.
As they say, watching sausage being made is rarely a good thing.
Piqued by it’s BDSM elements, Michael Steele has found a fabulous resort for the Republican Convention. Word has it that Katy Perry may perform.
There was no doubt that Le Yogi was a talented man.
Sure it’s impressive, but even more impressive is the huge hole they must have dug to get under the mountain.

What This World Needs is a Good 5 Cent Robot

It’s a battle royale, the Eiffel Tower squares off against Osimo!
“With this hyrdo-mechanical clamp device, I thee wed…”
OK, now this is getting just a little bit creepy.
Despite what some people think, we do not need another robotic musician.
Robot, robot, not a genuine robot.

Ow, That’s Gonna Leave a Mark!

HE DOESN'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS - Dick Cheney spent months hunting in the wild, but finally bagged his best trophy closer to home. Click photo >>

Before your next acid trip, make sure to stock up on Neuticles™.
Bull takes offense to being stabbed by a matador.
The unfortunate incident led to China passing a law forbidding crapping while talking on a cell phone.
100 things you can do with a cat with a nail in its head.
On the upside, at least they weren’t killer bees.
Add a scene getting hit in the balls by a kid swinging at a pinata and you have the $10,000 winner on America’s Funniest Home Videos.

You Know that a Career in Crime Isn’t for You When…

Glen Ford originated a clever disguise before his robbery attempt. Who knew it would be destined for failure.
“OK, hand over the catsup and nobody gets hurt.”
Colorado men arrested for assault with a deadly brewski.
Clearly the “virtue cop” didn’t see the burka ninja ready to strike.
Illinois man gives police a piss-poor alibi for the killing.
Swedish man fined after his neighbor fights off a deadly attack with salt.
Stumped by crime, Baltimore cops call in CSI.
Guy sometimes got a wee bit cranky with his wife when he was hungry, so he decided to light up a fire and cook dinner himself.
The state police have uncovered a plot by Anti-Chicken Santa-Terrorists in North Pole, AK. Sarah Palin announces it’s a liberal smear campaign against her.

And People Wonder Why Americans are the World’s Top Consumers

What an ingenious invention – Crapscicles!
New this fashion season, Twisted Twee offers the world’s first purple nurple prevention T-shit.
Bjork was the model for this spring’s Betsey Johnson collection.
Let’s see. Use and wash a butter knife or unpack this thing, set it up, insert the butter, buy batteries, slice off thumb, and wash it. Whatever should I do?
I don’t travel as much as I’d like, but the portable bidet holds some appeal for home use.
In fairness to the inventor, he did see a need for men to more efficiently mark their territory.