Randomness: Jolly Old St. Schtick Style
From the Front Lines of the War On Christmas
- Hollywood’s Sexiest Santas (and Helpers)
- 45 Drunk Santas
- Christmas Light Bondage
- Lady Gaga Bites Head Off Santa Claus Doll In Concert
- Toledo man sees Christ, Virgin Mary in Christmas candy
- Rudolph Balloon Christmas Parade Tragedy
All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth…and a Sperm Watch
- Jalna Yogurt: Julian Assange
- For the Nerdy Political Wonk Who Has Everything
- Sperm-Filled Timepieces
- The history of the Hello Kitty vibrator
We Report, You Run and Hide
- Morgan Stanley Wealth Manager May Have Fallen Asleep Due To Smell From New Mercedes
- 30 People Posing Awkwardly With Snow Dicks
- John Boehner Booze Watch
- Man convicted for yodeling while Muslim neighbours prayed
- Woman rips off daughter-in-law’s nipple in drunken brawl
- Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
- Company Lays Off 1,700 Via Conference Call
- Barack Obama Scoops Bo’s Poop
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Video Madness
- Poop Noodle
- Insane Bus Driver Brutally Murders Snowman
- Maury Povich: Wild Teen Says Her Idol Is Snooki
- Topless Acrobats Perform For The Pope
- Brazos Valley Vuvuzela Atheist Marching Band
- I sh*t my pants
- Mormon Gurls
- California Boys Parody California Gurls
The More You Know
- Chinese archaeologists unearth 2,400-year-old soup
- Chicken lays bowling-pin shaped egg
- Woman Has No Fear, Incapable of Being Scared
- Wealthy Have Difficulty Detecting Emotions
- Know Your Vagina
Full-On Looney
- Dad Castrates Teen Daughter’s Boyfriend
- Woman Still Breastfeeds 6-Year-Old
- Harvard: Urine-Soaked Gay Books Not a Hate Crime
- Danica Patrick Signing A Set Of Man-Boobs
- Hot-Tubbing Burglars Leave Undies Behind
- Things You’ll See At The 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos
- Pennsylvania Inmate Accused Of Threatening To Kill & Eat Obama
There Was a Country from A-Si-A, It’s Known as the Rising Sun
- Japanese Urinal Game
- Electroshock Face Drumming
- Interview with a Japanese cannibal
- Nose vibrator promises a more stylish schnozz
The World Without Our Friends the Robots
- Another 10 of the Coolest Robots
- Mini Robot Band
- Bangkok’s First Robot Restaurant Full of Motoman Waiters
- Japan’s Robot Picks Only the Ripest Strawberries
- More Randomness (omnipotentpoobah.com)
- Julian Assange Storms Off ABC News Interview After Question From “Tabloid Schmuck” (mediaite.com)
- Andy Borowitz: Interpol: We Will Find Julian Assange and Then We Will Hire Him (huffingtonpost.com)
- Video: The Many Transformations Of Julian Assange’s Hair (jezebel.com)
- Filler Christmas Video: T’was Prime’s Fight Before Christmas (bwmedia.wordpress.com)
- The Sarah Palin Insider on The Christmas Decorations by Sarah Palin (socyberty.com)
- Why Does the YMCA Hate Santa Claus? (gawker.com)
- Christmas cheer time. (makethelogobigger.blogspot.com)
- Lady Gaga Kills Santa Claus (gossipcop.com)
- Did you hear the one about the Jewish Santa Claus? (commercialappeal.com)
- Hyperspace Beacon: The BioWare schtick (massively.joystiq.com)
- The Red and the Mondegreen (snopes.com)
- Singing Santa decoration in Union Beach home dampens holiday spirits for neighbors (nj.com)
- Local Company Estimates Santa Claus’ Weight and Health Problems from Cookies Consumed (prweb.com)
