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Italians Have 467 Words for Boobs, But Strangely None for Snow

Booleans for boobs.
Julia was an early bloomer, and a late bloomer, and well, she’s still blooming.
I wonder if women with implants can do that from the inside?
Sure, it’s a catchy job title, but you might want to avoid putting it on your resume.
Flashing your boobs is a firing offense?! When did that happen?
Hey, hey! Her face is up here!
Until I saw this I would’ve argued there were no “worst kind of boobs“.
Direct quote of the week: “What’s the ideal thing to jerk off into? I’m a paper towel guy. Not as weak as tissues and bigger than a napkin. One Brawny sheet and I’m done.”
Kristin Davis, a candidate you can get behind.
Holy anal lube Batman, I just saw the bat signal!
In search of complete online privacy, thousands closed their Facebook accounts in favor of a social site that was a little less, um, private?
I went to this really expensive spa and all I got was Vajazzeled.
A surefire sign you need to get out more often.
Maybe I”m lazy, but shoryuken looks like a lot of work without much of a payoff.
OK, nothing more need be said about this link.
What the hell is wrong with kids these days?
When playing strip poker, John just could not hide his throbbing hard tell.

Pop Culture on Parade

We hate the sin, but we still want to love the sinner – we just don’t want to be so crude about it.
Finally, statistical proof that the Fox News anchors are ubergoobs.
“Which of these things art not like thine others” — Dooderhominy 9.11.
If you think this is excessive, you should see the Pentagon’s rules for the new, You Can Ask, But I Really Do Not Want to Embarrass You by Telling policy.
Don’t applaud, you’ll only encourage him.
Sometimes going green takes a little extra effort.
For the last time, shoot me! Don’t make me stop this car an….BANG!
It smells real good too, you betcha. (To the esteemed Blue Gal)
I’m guessing that the nude husband in bed isn’t going to get any from her tonight.
Best headline EVAH – “Betty White, Wielding Flaming Chainsaw, Riding Centaur John Ritter…in a Cape” Um, just to be clear, she’s in the cape. Centaurs don’t wear them.
Run! Run for your lives! The USS BP Asscake is coming into port!
Obviously, a “drive safely” campaign in China means something entirely different in the rest of the world.
It’s things like this that cause people to hate Star Wars junkies.

There Must Be Something in the Japanese Water

Surfin’ the Crime Wave

“OK, everyone put up your hands and nobody will get vibrated.”
It’s like taking candy from a baby. Well, maybe not exactly like candy, but more like a BMW pram.
But the worst part of the whole incident is that the cell provider charged their estates big bucks for breaking their service contracts.
Apparently the kids grow up fast in Kansas City.
Once more people, kids don’t come with an instruction manual, so please take time to research some do’s and don’t's. Thank you.

Row, Row, Row Your Bot….

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