Conventions and Clint Eastwood: May They Go the Way of the Dodo Bird

Tiny Convention Hat

The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Barack Show is underway, leaving us all to wonder why we even need conventions – especially if your secret guest speakers are His Eloquency Clint Eastwood and the Imaginary Barack the Kenyan Kommunist. They are outmoded in an instantaneous 24×7 world.

According to the Great Big Screaming Heads, the primary function of the Republican World Lie-a-Thon Champeenships was to introduce Mitt to America. Apparently introducing him is really hard. He’s been running since 2008. Of course, the crazy wing of the party could say incredibly stupid things at exactly the most inopportune times. Party swells cozied up to big donors and assorted cash-laden hangers-on for a little up-close and personal grifting. And, Mittens got to enjoy his favorite political banquet meal…rubber chicken slathered in Dom Perignon caviar sauce served by a brace of virgin Sister Wives.

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A Truly Strange Music Video Grab Bag

There’s nothing like music to soothe your day. Wafting melodies. Soaring inspiration. Tranquility. Then, there’s this music. Enjoy Betty White, Gwyneth Paltrow, Nickleback does Motown, lapdances, burritos, and more.

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Randomness: Boobie Style

Don't Buy a Vowel!

IS IT BIG TIPS PAT? - No matter how hard she tried, Sarah was never quite able to get her mind INTO the gutter. Click photo for more >>

Italians Have 467 Words for Boobs, But Strangely None for Snow

Pop Culture on Parade

There Must Be Something in the Japanese Water

Surfin’ the Crime Wave

  • “OK, everyone put up your hands and nobody will get vibrated.”Not Safe For Work
  • It’s like taking candy from a baby. Well, maybe not exactly like candy, but more like a BMW pram.
  • But the worst part of the whole incident is that the cell provider charged their estates big bucks for breaking their service contracts.
  • Apparently the kids grow up fast in Kansas City.
  • Once more people, kids don’t come with an instruction manual, so please take time to research some do’s and don’t’s. Thank you.

Row, Row, Row Your Bot….

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