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Sex Sells

• Bobbi Eden, Netherlands Porn Star, Promises World Cup Oral Sex To Twitter Followers
• Is King Tut’s Penis Missing?
• Christian Nymphos
• Play-Doh Porn
• Free sex for Chinese to apologize
• 3D Display Lets You Touch A Boob
• Spate of Broken Penises Caused by Dance Style Daggering
• Sweet Dreams: The Sexy Adventures of a Renegade Cupcake
• 6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think
• Orangina’s French Gay Cougar Ad
• Nintendo Gameboy Themed Condoms
• New beer said to enlarge women’s breasts
• Artist tries to end towns’ feud with photos of naked residents
• Dick Stick
• The Spanking Art Wiki
• Don’t Hit the Boobs
• CIA unit’s wacky idea: Depict Saddam as gay
• Dog Passes Out After Humping Stuffed Toy
• Improve Your Taste With BOP

Hmm, You Don’t Say

• Would you like yours boiled, scrambled or split? The bizarre banana-shaped egg
• World’s First Garbage Hotel in Rome
• Struck by Lightning AND Mauled by a Bear? What Are the Odds?!
• Work Less Party
• The Second Plumbing: Woman spots Jesus on a drainpipe
• Chinese firms rent white foreigners PER HOUR to get ahead in business
• Diane Horner’s Country Hip Hop Dancing
• Not an illusion. That’s a real building
• Gym Bunny Pumping Iron
• Yeah, It’s Not Cool To Use a Woman’s Mouth Like a Urinal
• The Nation’s Worst Church Lady
• ‘Real Housewives’ Kids Rescued in Pool Accident
• Vuvuzelas for BP
• Biggest bowl of porridge record broken
• Topper-cakes in new wedding scenes
• Airborne Outhouses
• GodBlock Filter

Robots-a-Poppin’

• Robot Hunts For Outlets, Steals Electricity
• Beggar Robot
• Pioneering Heart Surgery Using Remote Control Robot Arm
• Robo-Baywatch: Autonomously Patrolling Robot Lifeguard Swims at 28 MPH
• Robot Taekwondo Battles Slated for October
• Data Dump

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Japanology

• Japan’s Unique Wave Making Machine
• Just another day in Japan
• Angry Japanese Corndog
• Robotic Peeing Dog
• Mobile device wipes out bathroom embarrassment
• Japanese woman drives home with body in windscreen
• Obama Magic Show
• Hakone – Japan’s Amazing Open Air Museum
• Inochi, the Perverted Robot

Act Now! Operators are Standing By!

• The Stupidest Women’s Products Ever Invented
• <The UroClub
• Classing Up The Commode
• Far East Garden Fighters Gnome Statue: Ninja
• The Most Ridiculous How-To Books Of All Time
• Ryanair to sell standing room only tickets for £4… funded by charging passengers to use the toilet
• It’s THE POOTER by Jack Vale!
• Occult Jam Features a Strand of Hair From Princess Diana
• Retro Products That Failed To Catch On
• Salmon Vodka? Smoked Fish-Flavored Liquor Developed By Alaska Distillery
• Big Ass Nachos
• ‘Jersey Shore’ Action Figures
• BBQ Apron With Penis Hidden Under Attached Towel
• Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen
• Scammer Invests in Canned Sandwiches
• Sushi Popper

Tasty Crime Waves, Dude

• US Army employee threatens vuvuzela blower with an ax
• Hot to Leave Work, Woman Sets Fire to Office
• Man holds mom hostage because she won’t iron his clothes

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