From the Front Lines of the War On Christmas

• Hollywood’s Sexiest Santas (and Helpers)
• 45 Drunk Santas
• Christmas Light Bondage
• Lady Gaga Bites Head Off Santa Claus Doll In Concert
• Toledo man sees Christ, Virgin Mary in Christmas candy
• Rudolph Balloon Christmas Parade Tragedy

All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth…and a Sperm Watch

• Jalna Yogurt: Julian Assange
• For the Nerdy Political Wonk Who Has Everything
• Sperm-Filled Timepieces
• The history of the Hello Kitty vibrator

We Report, You Run and Hide

• Morgan Stanley Wealth Manager May Have Fallen Asleep Due To Smell From New Mercedes
• 30 People Posing Awkwardly With Snow Dicks
• John Boehner Booze Watch
• Man convicted for yodeling while Muslim neighbours prayed
• Woman rips off daughter-in-law’s nipple in drunken brawl
• Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
• Company Lays Off 1,700 Via Conference Call
• Barack Obama Scoops Bo’s Poop

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Video Madness

• Poop Noodle
• Insane Bus Driver Brutally Murders Snowman
• Maury Povich: Wild Teen Says Her Idol Is Snooki
• Topless Acrobats Perform For The Pope
• Brazos Valley Vuvuzela Atheist Marching Band
• I sh*t my pants
• Mormon Gurls
• California Boys Parody California Gurls
• Car advert featuring lesbian scene banned by Italian TV

The More You Know

• Chinese archaeologists unearth 2,400-year-old soup
• Chicken lays bowling-pin shaped egg
• Woman Has No Fear, Incapable of Being Scared
• Wealthy Have Difficulty Detecting Emotions
• Know Your Vagina

Full-On Looney

• Dad Castrates Teen Daughter’s Boyfriend
• Woman Still Breastfeeds 6-Year-Old
• Harvard: Urine-Soaked Gay Books Not a Hate Crime
• Danica Patrick Signing A Set Of Man-Boobs
• Hot-Tubbing Burglars Leave Undies Behind
• Things You’ll  See At The 2010 Gathering Of The Juggalos
• Pennsylvania Inmate Accused Of Threatening To Kill & Eat Obama

There Was a Country from A-Si-A, It’s Known as the Rising Sun

• Japanese Urinal Game
• Electroshock Face Drumming
• Interview with a Japanese cannibal
• Nose vibrator promises a more stylish schnozz

The World Without Our Friends the Robots

• Another 10 of the Coolest Robots
• Mini Robot Band
• Bangkok’s First Robot Restaurant Full of Motoman Waiters
• Japan’s Robot Picks Only the Ripest Strawberries

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