You know you’re an idiot when Glenn Beck apologizes for your sorry patoot. Rep. Eric Massa is at the center of one of those train wrecks where a person caught doing something stupid tries to save himself by fanning the flames.

Tags: Crapweasels, Critical thinking, Eric Massa, Glenn Beck, Jim Bunning, Larry Craig, Politics, sex fetish, tickle

Few things as repugnant as Westboro Baptist’s “God Hates Fags” screeds at military funerals. The Supreme Court will soon hear the question of whether free speech protections cover Westboro’s lunatic fringing. It’ll be interesting to see how it goes.

Tags: Civil Rights, Crapweasels, fred phelps, Freedom of speech, gay rights, God, Law, Politics, Religion, Supreme Court, Supreme Court of the United States, United States Constitution, Westboro Baptist Church

Some people see a conspiracy behind every rock, others think the rock is the conspiracy and beat themselves stupid with it. It’s for this select group that the Missile Defense Agency’s new logo is cause for wingnuttery.

Tags: Celestial Seasonings, Center for Security Policy, Frank Gaffney, Iranian Space Agency, Islam, Missile Defense Agency, Nation of Islam, obama campaign logo, pepsi logo