Randomness: Listing Like the Titanic Style

A random roundup of humorous, odd, weird, funny, stupid, and wtf articles. This week: famous atheists, beerkake, who’s pooping on Twitter, Anna Chapman news, Jesus on a pistachio, a girl with two vaginas, and a giant cauliflower sheep. Have a wierd New Year!

Randomness: Jolly Old St. Schtick Style

This week in randomness: sexy Santas, Christmas light bondage, sperm-filled watches, WikiLeaks yogurt, woman rips off daughter in-law’s nipple, the Snowman Murders, lesbo TV ads nixed, 2400-year old soup, Danica Patrick signing man-boobs, 30 people posing with snow dicks, drunken John Boehner, Lady Gaga rips off Santa’s head, and the best of Japan and robot news.

Randomness: Human Condition Style

A weakly round up of sophomoric articles from around the intertubes. This week: a butt so big it makes Kim Kardashian jealous, Vladimir Putin singing Blueberry Hill, the world’s most dangerous squirrels, Tommy Lee not happy about whale masturbation, a car-riding beer-drinking buffalo, and the Strippermobile bringing Christmas cheer.

Randomness: W(ho)re, W(ho)re, W(ho)re Style

More random stuff from around the webernets. This week: Kardashin girls smear mayo on their hoochies, scientists find a ‘liberal’ gene, a fat lady shoplifts, celebs singing Let it Be, craziest naked women in news, penis guns, and of course, lots of robot and Japanese randomnalia.

Randomness: Behold! The Blue Light in the East!

A round up of WTF articles from around the intertubes. Oh, and plenty of robots and stuff about Japan too. This week: Judge wants to let lesbians into military to turn male gays straight, peace through face sitting, happy birthday Miley Cyrus, Juggalos for Jesus, and Fox’s Megyn Kelly takes it off for GQ.