Randomness: Random Style

From Monday morning to Newt and the Power Rangers…from Burning Man to Odin’s beer…and Rachel Bilson too. What more could you ask than another tour through the Poobah’s vault for weird stuff.

Randomness: Sex Terms for Dummies

Rick Santorum is still leading the Change of the Christian Brigade. No one would describe Rick as sex-savvy, so he’ll need some help talking to the non-Fundy voters out there. Herewith: Sex Terms for Dummies.

Randomness: Merry Holidays Style

There are a thousand Christmas stories in the Big City and quite frankly I hate them all. However, for some inexplicable reason other people like jamming themselves into stores the size of Montana, coping with the terminally chipper, and fruit cake. Just consider this my Big Lots-style holiday gift to everyone.

Randomness: Art in an Artless Land

In America, we worship commerce. We like to buy things, perhaps too many things. But, to keep Americans buying companies need to advertise. Sometimes those commercials are art. Cheap art. Low class art. But, art nonetheless. Art with its own strange image.

Randomness: Political Style

When the going gets tough, the tough become Republican: Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, New Gingrich, giant teabags, and Giving a Shit. If you don’t laugh, this crap will make you cry.