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Randomness: Thrills, Chills, and Spills Style


Posted by Omnipotent Poobah

We people of the new millenium live a calm life in the ‘burbs. The most excitement we usually feel is when that crazy bastard in the ’73 Pinto with the bumper duct-taped on and belching so much smoke you feel like you’re at a VFW Bingo Hall cuts you off in traffic. We usually just flip the smelly asscake off, but we need to do something more. Something more daring. Something more spectacular. Something dangerous we can do before we have to get the kids to the la crosse game. We can live vicariously…

Randomness: Steroid-Infused Race Horses


Posted by Omnipotent Poobah

Republican Idiotfest 2012 is in full swing and the candidates are exchanging the lead like steroid-infused race horses. When will it end? Sigh…

Randomness: Random Style


Posted by Omnipotent Poobah

From Monday morning to Newt and the Power Rangers…from Burning Man to Odin’s beer…and Rachel Bilson too. What more could you ask than another tour through the Poobah’s vault for weird stuff.

Randomness: Sex Terms for Dummies


Posted by Omnipotent Poobah

Rick Santorum is still leading the Change of the Christian Brigade. No one would describe Rick as sex-savvy, so he’ll need some help talking to the non-Fundy voters out there. Herewith: Sex Terms for Dummies.

Occupy Kim Kardashian!


Posted by Omnipotent Poobah

When asked what her greatest claim to fame was, Kim Kardashian said, “I’m the girl with the fat ass.” Now that’s fresh and funny, yet scathingly truthful. This is a woman who knows her place in the universe.