Mixed in with the stories surrounding Mitt Romney’s impish desire to join the Pro-Am Homo-Hating Coiffeur Tour is a less-reported story from his rap sheet. It’s not as pregnant with prankish, homophobic cheer, but it reveals the mind of a man who is utterly clueless about how the rest of his species lives.
Kids do stupid things. Sometimes they know no better. Other times Mom and Dad don’t teach them right from wrong because they’re morons who don’t know right from wrong either. And sometimes, kids are just evil seeds. Yes, kids do stupid and inexplicable things. It is the way of the world.
There is an immutable fact about history – if you weren’t there, if you didn’t personally know and speak to the history makers, you can have no irrefutable, complete evidence of their intent. You can know concrete things, like dates. But at some level you can’t know, beyond a shadow of doubt, everything they thought, and more importantly, why.
It’s not new to obfuscate political motives by coming up with ludicrous names for things. Bush the Lesser was a master of the craft. Seldom have these ideological splinters in the ass of the nation been clear enough to figure out just what in the hell they means.
As Hollywood celebrities go, Kim Kardashian could be much worse. Sometimes she has a somewhat self-deprecating view of her fame. On one of the Kardashian clan’s reality shows, she was asked what she was famous for. “I’m the girl with the big ass,” she said. From big ass to big wheel, she now wants to run for Mayor of Glendale, CA.