You know you’re an idiot when Glenn Beck apologizes for your sorry patoot. Rep. Eric Massa is at the center of one of those train wrecks where a person caught doing something stupid tries to save himself by fanning the flames.

Tags: Crapweasels, Critical thinking, Eric Massa, Glenn Beck, Jim Bunning, Larry Craig, Politics, sex fetish, tickle

Few things as repugnant as Westboro Baptist’s “God Hates Fags” screeds at military funerals. The Supreme Court will soon hear the question of whether free speech protections cover Westboro’s lunatic fringing. It’ll be interesting to see how it goes.

Tags: Civil Rights, Crapweasels, fred phelps, Freedom of speech, gay rights, God, Law, Politics, Religion, Supreme Court, Supreme Court of the United States, United States Constitution, Westboro Baptist Church

For nearly 20 years DADT opponents have held tightly to the illogical belief that gay people only become gay when asked if they are gay. One reason DADTers give for keeping DADT alive is that military units would dissolve into pits of undisciplined chaos. This logic seems to suggest that only straights can foster leadership and morale. Think again delusional kiddies.

Tags: Caine Mutiny, DADT, dont ask dont tell, Gay, gay rights, holy graf, Military, Politics, Sexual orientation, United States Navy