In America, we worship commerce. We like to buy things, perhaps too many things. But, to keep Americans buying companies need to advertise. Sometimes those commercials are art. Cheap art. Low class art. But, art nonetheless. Art with its own strange image.
In a move strikingly similar to the late Jerry Falwell’s assertion that the Teletubies were gay, Fox Business Network’s Follow the Money host, Eric Bolling, has uncovered shocking evidence of the main stream media’s radical communist agenda. Sadly, you can’t make this stuff up.
When the going gets tough, the tough become Republican: Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, New Gingrich, giant teabags, and Giving a Shit. If you don’t laugh, this crap will make you cry.
There’s nothing like music to soothe your day. Wafting melodies. Soaring inspiration. Tranquility. Then, there’s this music. Enjoy Betty White, Gwyneth Paltrow, Nickleback does Motown, lapdances, burritos, and more.
Political ads are notorious for spawning parodies, sometimes even parodies of themselves. I know you have to laugh to keep from crying, but I’m not sure whether that means we have a healthy republic or not. Let’s split the difference and call it comic relief.