The Bible According to Tea Partiers
Blessed are those who love their Bible, but hate the poor: 3 revisions Tea Party style.
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The Hell With Atheists After the Foxholes
Many people say, “There are no atheists in foxholes.” As a practical matter this obviously isn’t the case, but the Army’s new Comprehensive Soldier Fitness Program (CSFP) implies it should. After all, bullets don’t have an opinion about God.
Don’t Do Unto Others As They May Decide to Do Unto You
American Christians are quite vocal in the belief they’re oppressed, but it’s hard to feel their pain. They’re the majority in this country. Virtually every member of every legislative body and every elected representative is Christian. If this is persecution, sign me up.
Ready Left, Ready Right, Ready on the Christmas Firing Line
Fundamentalist Christians are about to exercise their stupid muscles by declaring there’s a War on Christmas. In their headlong rush to see imagined slights behind every scotch pine, they forget several pertinent facts.
Randomness: Blinded With Science Style
A random round up of WTF articles from around the intertubes. In this edition: bat fellatio and whale snot, condoms hidden in acorns, Rachael Maddow as a lesbian vampire, a brawl with giant dildos, sacred semen, and Jenny McCarthy’s road kill genitals.