Sophomoric, crass, political, weird, odd, random WTF articles to bring you to your knees overpowered by mirth.

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You know you’re an idiot when Glenn Beck apologizes for your sorry patoot. Rep. Eric Massa is at the center of one of those train wrecks where a person caught doing something stupid tries to save himself by fanning the flames.

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Few things as repugnant as Westboro Baptist’s “God Hates Fags” screeds at military funerals. The Supreme Court will soon hear the question of whether free speech protections cover Westboro’s lunatic fringing. It’ll be interesting to see how it goes.

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