Privacy Policy
We would divulge our privacy policy, but we prefer to keep it a secret in much the same way that Dick Cheney never divulges his.
But we will say this. We don’t give, sell, loan, transmit, or tele-transport any of your personal information to anyone, anywhere…ever. We wouldn’t even divulge your name to the Department of Homeland Security, because to be quite frank…they believe anything you tell them anyway.
So bottom line, our privacy policy is this: “I know nawthink…I know naaaaawthink.“