http://omnipotentpoobah.com Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:26:28 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [caption id="attachment_655" align="aligncenter" width="597" caption="JUST CALL HIM STRETCH ARMSTRONG - Vijya has told civil defense authorities that if a nuclear bomb is ever dropped on Jhunjhunu, he'd simply bend over and kiss his ass goodbye. Click photo for more >>"][/caption] Naughty Bits A hypocritical homophobe who "sexts" shacks up with her boyfriend. ... http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2010/03/11/randomness-naughty-bits-style/ [caption id="attachment_640" align="aligncenter" width="571" caption="TICKLE ME ERIC - Constituents line up for a turn in the tickle pit with former Rep. Eric Massa. Massa says charges that he engaged in homosexual conduct are lies perpetrated by Sen. Harry Ried (D-Spinelessylvania). However, the unidentified man in the kilt explained that he ... http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2010/03/10/eric-massa-american-idiot/ [caption id="attachment_628" align="aligncenter" width="449" caption="SMITE THEM GOD, SMITE THEM - Westboro's God Hates Fags campaign is an embarrassment to humanity. Yet they have the right to make idiots of themselves...even if we do want to smack them down."][/caption] There are few things as repugnant as Westboro Baptist’s “God Hates Fags” screeds ... http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2010/03/09/to-smite-or-not-to-smite-westboro-that-is-the-question/ [caption id="attachment_614" align="aligncenter" width="497" caption="DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL -  The illogical and irrational belief that gay people only become gay when asked if they are gay."][/caption] UPDATE: McCain's DADT Support Letter Signed By A Bunch Of Dead Guys Don't ask, don't tell (DADT) opponents are nothing if not persistent. For nearly 20 ... http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2010/03/04/how-a-straight-captain-bligh-ruined-morale/ [caption id="attachment_605" align="aligncenter" width="439" caption="WHEN $50 ISN'T ENOUGH - Since it's unlikely Reagan ever saw something as small as a $50 bill, perhaps a higher denomination is in order."][/caption] Of all the things this country desperately needs, St. Ronnie of Reagan's wrinkly-assed, ancient mug on a $50 bill is the least ... http://omnipotentpoobah.com/2010/03/03/reagan-50-ways-to-scare-the-moths-out-of-your-wallet/