Randomness: Cutlery Style

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Happy Cows Make Happy Cow Farts

A John Wayne Bobbit Stupid Moment - “Get back! Get back! One step closer and the dick gets it.”

It’s a Strike! - Didn’t it wobble around on the lane?

I’m a Lumberjack and I’m (Not) OKaaaaaaaaaay - Well, I can see why a handsaw wouldn’t work very well.

She Was Just Big-Boned - Would that be measured at the hip or at the waist? On second thought, I guess it doesn’t really matter.

Obama Supports Civil Driver’s Licenses - I wonder if the Pope has anything to do with this.

Who Woulda Thunk It? - It seems to me some things should be self-evident enough without resorting to legislation.

Hello? Do You Have Prince Albert Up in Your Can? - Never stick anything bigger than your head up your ass.

Obligatory Japanese Item of the Week - This product fills a void that just shouts out to be filled.

Nice Work If You Can Get It - Hmmm, I’ve been thinking of a career change.

On Belay! - Wow, did you see that rock-hard abs on her? (NSFW, though very artistic)

Hairless in Seattle - Yeah, I’m guessing that was pretty embarrassing.

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New Yorker Cover: When the Joke’s Not on You

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A Tip O’ the Satirical Cap to Station Agent

Fill in the blank. A New Yorker magazine cover is to Barak Obama what a National Review cover is to (blank).

A geriatric John McCain in a wheelchair! Get it? Now THAT’S funny! But, what about those thousands of Nimrod-in-Chief Hitler caricatures? Funny as hell they were. Why, some of the Photoshopped mash-ups of Lil’ Napoleon dressed as a terrorist rival the New Yorker’s noteworthy effort. And don’t even get me started on the Cindy McCain and Laura Bush robot jokes - it’s comic gold I tell ya’, comic gold!

It’s also time for a slap up side the head.

Dueling Typewriters and Pens
The much-excoriated New Yorker cover is no more over the top than a thousand other satirical cartoons produced by the left and right. Satire, especially political satire, always goes for the gut. By its nature, it’s a knife fight of dueling typewriters and cartoonists’ pens. It’s often over the top and vicious and it’s supposed to be. If it wasn’t, it would be a wonkish, stuffy policy discussion - boring as hell and not nearly as stress-relieving as a good belly laugh.

Political cartoons - especially good ones - often reveal a truth. In this case, a truth about those who cry over spilt cartoonists’ ink with claims the cartoon will bring about a sure victory for Yertle the Turtle McCain and the simultaneous collapse of Western civilization.

Hogswallop! If Obama is such a weak candidate a satirical cartoon will topple him, we’ve all got much bigger worries.

Satire’s a Good Thing
Many of the righteously indignant claim the cover only enforces the misperceptions and outright lies of the anti-Obaminator crowd. It probably does, but given the New Yorker’s position as one of the ring leaders in the right’s liberal media elite, I’m guessing not many Bushies or McCainiacs will pick up a copy to nod with satisfaction that the media finally got it right and has come over to the dark side. Therein lies the satire. The cover’s not a satire because it confirms anti-Obama views. It’s a satire because it lampoons the addle-brained, fear-mongering anti-Obamans.

Satire’s a good thing. It allows us to laugh when, by all rights, we should be crying. Righteous indignation has it’s place too. We should be righteously pissed at the things going on in our country and a good rant is a way to make that point strongly. And if you’re handy with a cartoonist’s pen or a keyboard, satire is a particularly delicious way to do it. I satirize my political opponents often and when I do there are plenty of pats on the back for administering a good, old-fashioned, ass-kicking screed against the dark forces of the right - comments that come from some of the same people now seeing satire in a different light.

This satire also reveals another dark truth. By wasting energy on a satire with the weight of a politicized Dilbert cartoon, the righteously indignant crowd puts themselves exactly where those being lampooned want them - firmly among the hypocritical for laughing at right-bashing satire while carping about vicious pens turned on their own main man.

Your attitudes only help those who want to see us fail and want to harm us. Why do you hate America and want the terrorists to win?

BTW, that last sentence was satire.

Get it?

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Randomness: Little Pussy Style

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Toilet AdviceFuzzy Feline Filth - Here Titty, er, Kitty!

The Hat and the Cat - Er, the cat who is a hat? I get those confused all the time.

Don’t Forget the ZIP Code - That’ll teach the damn thing to sleep all day.

Hurry Up! I’m Late for Work! - He patiently awaits its turn to use the litter box.

Pepe LePeu - So what if it’s not a cat? It looks like one.

Um Miss, Your Cleavage Just Squeaked -  Oooo. It’s so cuddly.

Starting Them Off Early - The ladies really love the shoes. Now I know it’s all about getting them started young - eh, Hedonistic Pleasureseeker?

Bookgasm - It seems a bit of overkill to me, but some people really like to hide that porn where no one - and I mean no one (except a bookseller) - can find it. (NSFW)

Worst Place on Earth - Is that pronounced Lee-ma or Lie-ma? Either way, cheer up if you don’t live there. Or, really cheer up if you don’t live here.

Sis-Boom-Aw Crap - Any list that contains both George W. Bush and Paula Abdul has got to be bad news.

Grandma Didn’t Get Run Over by a Reindeer - But she did get one hell of a good ride.

Icon, I-Can’t? -  Did you ever notice fashion designers always wear the most God-awful clothes?

Would You Like Some Torture with Those Fries? - This is clearly a case of extraordinary rendition… and certifiable torture after capture too.

Can’t Get His Face Out of the Gutter - It’s one thing to have sex on the brain, it’s quite another to have it on your face. (NSFW)

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