‘Wildman’ Romney Defies Cop, Slow Speed Escape from SWAT

Mixed in with the stories surrounding Mitt Romney’s impish desire to join the Pro-Am Homo-Hating Coiffeur Tour is a less-reported story from Mittens’ arm length rap sheet. It’s not as pregnant with prankish, homophobic cheer, but it is a look into the mind of a man who is laughably and utterly clueless about how the rest of his species lives.

Tossed into his rich and simmering ragoût of stupid was Mittens’ recent offer to take Obama to the closet – um, poor word choice – woodshed for a good old fashioned water-ski whooping. But no golf. He hears Obama is good at that. Presumably, Mitt would borrow the Presidential barge for the match. I don’t blame him. In 1981, he tried to do the whole middle class water-ski thing and managed to get himself arrested for disorderly conduct. Not a big, Earth-shattering deal, but a deal nonetheless. The story goes something like this:

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Mitt the Merry Prankster and Barack the Pusher Downer

Kids do stupid things. Sometimes they know no better. Other times Mom and Dad don’t teach them right from wrong because they’re morons who don’t know right from wrong either. And sometimes, kids are just evil seeds. Yes, kids do stupid and inexplicable things. It is the way of the world.

Sometimes the stupid things catch up to them as adults. Mitt Romney is in that PR hell now. He supposedly led a group of boys – there’s that leadership thing he goes on and on about – and held down a kid with a ponytail, cut it off, and badgered the kid for being gay. That’s the sort of thing that causes kids to commit suicide these days. It probably did back then too, you just didn’t hear about it as often because suicide besmirched the family reputation so much it was hidden as often as not.

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Randomness: Diggin’ ‘Da Beats

The music of today’s modern urban kids is so delightful, so lyrical. Bitches in Bookstores, church is now exciting, no crap for Big Macs, and walkin’ around with your headphones on.

Intellectual Bitches


SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! ACTION! ACTION! ACTION!

Yo! It’s No McRib, Fo’ Shizzle


Every High School Has One

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Pick a Peck of Pol PACS

PAC PORK? – Pick a Peck of Pol PACS

It’s not new to obfuscate political motives by coming up with ludicrous names for things. Bush the Lesser was a master of the craft. Seldom have these ideological splinters in the ass of the nation been clear enough to figure out just what in the hell they means.

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Randomness: Hodge Podge Style

Randomness: Hodge Podge Style – Random Goodness for the Week Music, commentary, and senior citzen sex.


Could This Be The New Madonna?


Rolling in the Deep – Japanese Version


Looka Dat Body


Race Has Its’ Privileges


The Cast of Deliverance Plays Hall and Oats


Katy Perry Kissed a Marine and Liked it


Katy Perry Kissed a Marine and Liked It – Right Wing Commentary


Straight Outta the Fire Hydrants of Compton

Well That’s Disturbing Not Safe For Work

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