Of History, Candy, and the Wrecking Ball


 

Berlin Candy BomberI’ve been around aviation in one form or another for much of my life. I’ve spent hundreds of hours flying into remote airstrips and large international airports hauling everything from bodies to a small herd of goats. A daily intimacy of airplanes anthromorphizes them. Each one has its own personality made up of idiosyncratic quirks learned by sight, sound, or touch. For me, airports can sometimes be the same.

Templehof airport in Berlin is one of those places. When the Nazis built it, it was the largest building in Europe, so massive that you can easily see the U-shaped colossus on radar. Tempelhof was the starting point for the Berlin Airlift that kept Berlin from starving after the Soviets closed off the city. Nearly 30 years after my last visit it’s no longer a pilot’s ghost town, but a reliever airport to handle spill-over traffic from Berlin’s main airport.

I visited the place several times while in the Air Force. In my day, the Cold War was still on and the Berlin wall stood in all its shameful, ugly glory. You could easily see the difference between bright, modern West Berlin and dowdy East Berlin even if that scar on the face of the divided city wasn’t there.

I remember the end of the runway was lined almost to its boundary by sooty apartment buildings where Berliners sometimes waved from windows and tended to their daily lives. But the most impressive sight was the immense terminal. Massive on radar, it was an awe-inspiring monument to Hitler up close. Albert Spier designed it to emphasize the superiority of Germany and from close up, it’s tempting to say he might have succeeded. His terminal was jacked up on architectural steroids and swelled by grandiose Nazi fervor for a madman.

When we taxied to the parking area, we were alone in a space that could hold hundreds of airplanes. It was easy to imagine the chaos of the Airlift. The Candy Bomber became famous here as the hopeful face of an America that still did good. By the time I arrived, our image was already tarnishing.

With the roar of the engines gone, the place was almost silent - nothing other than some far-off traffic noise and the ticking of our engines as they cooled. Our footsteps echoed as we entered the building. In those days, only a small portion was in use by a contingent of U.S. Air Force and Luftwaffe clerks. The rest of the building was dusty and many of the floor to ceiling windows were boarded up. Ticket counters and shops were shuttered and the guttural German flight announcements were only a distant memory.

Cargo unloaded, we taxied out and left in a roar, back over the dirty apartment buildings and over the wall to our airbase in England. For me, Tempelhof lives on as a memory of grande plans ruined and good people helping others. I knew Tempelhof as a place with a rich history that once played a large role in the history of the planet. From the ugly reasons for its birth to its redemption as a lifeline to the starving, it is - and was - an important place that deserved to live on.

The Berlin city council recently voted to raze it to make way for something modern and no doubt immanently disposable in 20 or 30 years. It’s become an unwanted relic with its historic patina rubbed off. It will succumb to the wrecking ball - dust to dust as it were. And for me, that’s a shame.


 

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Tea and Cookies in Turkey


“You ever go in here?” the pilot said to his co-pilot.

“Yeah, it scared the shit out of me. It’s waaaaay short and that downslope’s wicked,” the co-pilot answered. “High pucker factor for sure.”

I had to agree. After hundreds of hours of flight time, I’d never been to a loose gravel runway with an upper end on the downslope of a Turkish mountain, the other end wetted by the Black Sea, and so short it was barely long enough to land our airplane. To say the flying was challenging was an understatement. To say it was frightening was too.

Was Food Really Necessary?

The Cold War was on and the Russians were not so far away on their own side of the Black Sea. The Turkish shore sported dozens of listening posts and radar sites and all those listeners and watchers needed food, mail, equipment, and all the other things a modern army needs to wage a tense, non-shooting war. I checked the tie-downs for a few tons of the stuff and wondered whether food really was all that essential.

I finished the checks and climbed up to the flight deck. It was bright and the sun reflected through our greenhouse windows, off the Black Sea. Straight ahead a huge mountain blocked our path. There was a tiny brown slash along the shoreline and I felt a familiar pucker feeling in my butt.

A High Pucker Factor

It really did invoke a high pucker factor.

We began our approach flying up the slope of the mountain and past the runway. The uphill flight produced a slight sense of vertigo as the ground rose to meet us and we climbed to keep it away. Our sense of distance felt odd too. Contrary to the normal physics of sight, the runway seemed smaller as we neared. About a mile past the runway, we made a long, climbing turn and aligned ourselves with the strip.

“OK, just as soon as we touch, we’re going to stand on the brakes and go full reverse,” the pilot said. “Crew, I want everyone strapped in. It’s going to be rough as hell.”

The ground that previously rose up to greet us now fell away more like a takeoff than a landing. To my stomach and inner ear, we had entered a climbing descent. That couldn’t be right, could it? Was I feeling negative Gs or positive? Only the altimeter and accelerometer could tell for sure.

The pilot flared for his landing before we even reached the runway. His goal was to use every last inch of the loose gravel. Our nose seemed frighteningly high as the loose rocks rained against our belly like buckshot at close range.

“REVERSE! BRAKES!,” the pilot yelled.

A Near Dip in the Black Sea

The reversing engines screamed. The airplane bucked and wobbled crazily as gravity threw us into our straps like a devil pushing us toward the lip of a yawning maw. Although the runway was short, it seemed like the noise and tumult went on forever. The Black Sea roared toward us, opening itself for a possibly fatal embrace. Through a side window, I saw a pickup flash by at breakneck speed.

“Shit, that water’s coming up fast. Too fast,” I thought.

Oddly, there was little sense of slowing. We seemed to go straight from a screaming tear down the runway to a full stop. When the pilot pulled the engines out of reverse, the airplane became shockingly quiet and an unnaturally still. The Black Sea lapped placidly a few feet away from our nose, certainly too close to see the line where land met sea.

“OK,” the pilot said, “Let’s get this puppy turned around. Chief, hop out here and walk me around. This is a tight fit.”

A Very Good Day

I let the door down - only a few feet away from the supersonic propeller tips - and hopped out. Taking up a position on the left wing, I began using hand signals to direct the pilot through a turnaround. It was a tight fit, not unlike parallel parking a 175,000 pound car in a tiny Manhattan parking slot. We had to pull forward and then back up several times. I constantly jockeyed away from the screaming propellers so I wouldn’t be blown into an unplanned Black Sea swim.

Once turned, I led the airplane back upslope - like a pooch on a long leash - looking for brush or obstacles the airplane might encounter. With a break to shoo a few lounging goats away, the walk was uneventful. A Navy Commander in civilian clothes met us at the end of the runway. As he and his men loaded their goodies into the pickup truck, an ancient Turkish man and his grandson served the crew sweet Turkish tea and delicate almond cookies. I thought, what a day. The amusement park ride of my life and fine dining - al fresco - on the shores of the Black Sea.

It was a very good day indeed.


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I'm the Omnipotent Top GunThe Omnipotent One has been sick for the past few days, so I leave you with this pre-written post for today:

Grinning and Bearing the Teddy Bear - They’re so innocuous. How scary can they be? Well apparently, pretty damn scary sometimes.

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I’m Pressing Charges - The nerve of this guy trying to cash a bogus check against MY account!

The Age Old Question - Just say, “no dear” and move along. Nothing to see here, really, nothing.

Squirelly - And now under the Big Top…rodents on a rampage!

Because You Can Never Keep Too Much Around - Special order for Miss Hiromi! Austin is once again safe!

That’s Gotta Hurt - Hell hath no fury like an arsonist scorned. (Tip of the flaming baton to Tits McGee)

That’s Gotta Be Messy - Coffee, tea, or UUUUUUUH!

Damn You Kim Jong Il! - You can’t trust those commie bastards alone for a minute!

Jenna Makes Call To Action - And that call would be…end AIDS research!

Desperate House Husbands - Now this is just gross.

George Gets Jiggy Wid It - George W. Bush, just keeping it mad phresh for democracy.

Vomit Rocket Launched - …and on tonight’s episode of Futureweapons!

Coitus Rejectus - Which was laid first, the chicken or the virgin? A lay of the omnipotent egg to AAG)

Zoolicious - You just gotta love an elephant playing the harmonica and dancing.

Trend Alert! - Will they stop at nothing in the pursuit of glossy perfection?

Rock the Fed! - Alan Greenspan, eat your heart out.

Because It’s There - Sir Edmund Shortypants to tackle Everest. Film at 11.

Stick ‘Em Up, Hand ‘Em Down - It seems Darby O’Gill and the Little Latex Bustier People are on the prowl. (Tip of the Omnipotent Shamrock to Coyote).


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