You know you’re an idiot when Glenn Beck apologizes for your sorry patoot. Rep. Eric Massa is at the center of one of those train wrecks where a person caught doing something stupid tries to save himself by fanning the flames.

Tags: Crapweasels, Critical thinking, Eric Massa, Glenn Beck, Jim Bunning, Larry Craig, Politics, sex fetish, tickle

Few things as repugnant as Westboro Baptist’s “God Hates Fags” screeds at military funerals. The Supreme Court will soon hear the question of whether free speech protections cover Westboro’s lunatic fringing. It’ll be interesting to see how it goes.

Tags: Civil Rights, Crapweasels, fred phelps, Freedom of speech, gay rights, God, Law, Politics, Religion, Supreme Court, Supreme Court of the United States, United States Constitution, Westboro Baptist Church

Of all the things this country needs, St. Ronnie of Reagan’s wrinkly, ancient mug on a $50 is the least of them. We don’t need his name on airports, aircraft carriers, nor innumerable middle schools. No St. Ronnie of Reagan churches, no Ronnie slept here historical markers, no Ronald Reagan Memorial Waste Water plants.

Tags: Berlin Wall, Bill Clinton, currency, George W Bush, Grover Cleveland, Patrick McHenry, Republican Party, Ronald Reagan