Just a Pitiful Little Screed

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Dr. Hunter S. ThompsonIt’s been a long time since my last anger-filled screed. This unexpected development isn’t because there are no more topics worthy of long and vicious screeds, it’s because I’m feeling a little like a ripple wimpily expending itself on the placid shores of a pond. It’s hard to get all worked up when the crapstorms fly at you faster than a thick swarm of killer bees stinging the ass of a nudist. So, it’s time to apply a little WD-40 to the snarky joints and get back in the swing of things.

Be kind, I’m rusty.

  • Not everything that happens to Barak Obama is about racism.
  • Not everything that happens to John McCain is about being a war hero.
  • Not everything that happens to Hillary Clinton is about sexism.
  • “Experience” has little to do with all three.
  • “Experience” has even less to do with Emperor Asshat’s crapulent performance either.
  • That goes for Asshat 41 AND DOUBLE for Asshat 43.

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  • George Bush doesn’t hate black people.
  • He hates anyone other than himself.
  • Dick Cheney hates everyone.
  • Even himself.
  • And he’ll shoot you in the goddamn face to prove it.

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  • Brownie didn’t do a heckuva job.
  • Neither did Hurricane George.
  • He still hasn’t.

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When Does Executive Privilege Become Executive Abuse?


 

Executive PrivilegeExecutive privilege is arguably a proper and useful way to protect sensitive government information. However, the definition for what qualifies has expanded to the point of ridiculousness. The Bush administration considers everything from the White House cheese log budget to retired presidential toilet swabbers as sacrosanct.

To be fair, “The Privileger”TM isn’t the only honcho to declare something out of bounds. Every president since Nixon has waved the executive cover-your-ass wand. Many of the claims were plausibly valid and for the most part without quibble. But the presidents since the Trickster have also made some pretty specious claims. The reason many of these invocations don’t pass a smell test is the inconsistency of their logic and the specific cases to which they’ve been applied.

Perhaps the most long-standing case from the current administration is the controversy over The Big Dick’s energy task force (now, oddly forgotten during this time of energy crisis). The WH reasoned the Chief Executive’s need for objective, free-flowing advice trumps the public’s need to know who’s influencing the nation’s policies. There’s some merit to that idea, but I don’t think an executive fiat that embargoes even the names of the people attending a meeting is needed to achieve it.

‘Dick, I Have a Swell Idea…’
Most observers can guess that energy industry executives were heavily, perhaps exclusively, represented. I’ve no problem with that - they’re entitled to their say, but so are other voices. The point is, it’s important to know just how much the task force influenced policy. Did they simply say, “Dick, I have a swell idea…” or, “Dick, please enter the following text into Chapter 1, Section 2, Paragraph a)…”? One is advice, one is ghost-writing policy and that’s a non-no.

The Big Dick may not have done anything illegal, nor even officially scandalous, but it created an environment where the public no longer trusts this administration any farther than they can throw an Iraqi “noo-cu-lar” warhead. One can reliably guess that if the task force was balanced and full of good, honest advice, the information would’ve not only been available, the WH press office would’ve forced it into the hands of every media outlet short of The Hockey News - executive privilege be damned.

It’s also odd that members of the Executive, including the Executive himself, sometimes deign to reveal information, but only on terms that are - politely said - unnecessarily restrictive. Information deserving of an invocation should be rare and so sensitive that it shouldn’t be revealed at all. Period. No question. Yet, the current administration will - if embarrassed long enough and publicly enough - lift the veil just a little so long as they aren’t sworn in. Or, as long as there’s no record of questions asked nor answers given. Or, as long as no one takes notes, leaves the room for a pee break, asks questions the “protected” doesn’t want to answer, and is willing to submit themselves to the Men in Black memory eraser.

Let the Redactions Begin
On the positive side, they will sometimes turn over records, but only if they’re redacted to the point where a 700 lb. bundle of papers boils down to a bit of crumpled envelope bearing the inscription, “Pick up milk on the way home from Congressional testimony.” That is if they can even “find” the records in the electronic labyrinth known as the WH email system.

Then, there’s the whole scandal-suppression angle. Doesn’t it seem strange that administrations, including others beside the current one, seem to be most intensely protective of their turf when there’s an embarrassing question afoot? When does a claim of executive privilege stop being a legitimate protection and start being a cover up?

“Did Karl Rove out Valerie Plame?”

“Not gonna tell ya.”

“Why not?”

“Cause I’m privileged, dang ya! I don’t hafta.”

And there’s the crux of it. Questionable declarations of being outside the law for apparently no more reason that they can, weakens not only “The Privileger”TM, but every president - including himself - that may have a legitimate need in the future.

My wise old Dad always said, “Laws only keep honest people honest.”

Now what does that say about presidents who manipulate one privilege in order to avoid accountability under the law?


 

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Could a Draft Deal With America’s Fortunate Sons?


 

BushwhakedOur good friend Dave Away From Home recently blogged for the reinstatement of the draft. I urge you to read his common-sense post, it’s a great accounting of the pluses and pitfalls - especially on a subject that’s a political third-rail electrified by a very unpopular war.

There’s much to be said for national service, but it makes me uncomfortable when the government demands service. I’d prefer a nation in which citizens are proud of their country and elect to serve rather than being chased down and conscripted. However, I’d be the first to admit that’s a pipe dream. There’ll always be the Cheneys of the world, so convinced of their specialness they’ll breed like rabbits to avoid the crossfire while declaring fellow non-servers unpatriotic leeches on the skin of society.

As always, there’s no shortage of hypocrisy among those John Fogerty branded fortunate sons.

Hiding Behind Mommy’s Skirts
During peacetime people are quick to declare a peace dividend and eviscerate the military. Whether you agree with the War of Error, our military’s current predicament shows the folly of that thinking. A universal draft could shore up our battered military and have the added benefit of forcing the “fortunate sons” out from behind Mommy’s skirts. It’s also a way to get our infrastructure back in shape and be better prepared for the next national disaster - all good arguments.

But compelling national service still sticks in my craw. For me, it’s too much like anti-gay marriage laws or other personal behaviors the government has no business regulating. What is freedom if not the power to decide for yourself what to do with your life? How could a person argue against laws that chill civil rights while simultaneously abridging them by forcing people into indentured servitude, even if it is for our society’s greater good?

I don’t have an answer and I don’t believe there is a clear one.

How Many Liberties Do We Need to Lose?
But I’m a practical man. I know blindly objective stances always boil down to subjective decisions. In court, laws cease being inviolable, clear-cut rules and start breathing as a living organism serving society. Law practiced right is a careful balance between the desires of a few and the needs of the many.

A universal draft lies along that fault line.

So in the end, the draft isn’t so much about troop strength, rebuilding our nation, or forcing the nation’s fortunate sons to accept the responsibilities of being a citizen. It’s a matter of how we express and use our liberties. Many, including me, believe we’ve already given up more liberties than is wise. Is the price of giving up one more worth the cost of preserving the few liberties we have left? I believe so, but my decision is predicated on a new draft being implemented properly. Given our current political state and the toxic nature of the issue, there’s scant reason to believe it will or will truly benefit the nation as a whole.

I may be a practical man, but I also dream of the great things this country can do. A universal draft is a big gamble, but has huge payoffs. We certainly aren’t ready for a universal draft today. Draft dodgers and pusillanimous parttime fighter pilots still hold sway and they’ve shown they neither respect the law nor take responsibility for anything - including their own behavior when they had a chance to serve. Leaving a this important decision in their incompetent hands will surely produce a universal draft that’s both unfair and doesn’t meet the needs of the nation. No, this decision can’t be made until the nation heals itself and calm heads on both sides of the aisle can work together and with the American people to define exactly what a draft should do and how we can implement it properly.

Unfortunately, I’m not holding my breath on that one.


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