And ah say unto thee O’Lard, thank you fer my smokin’ hot wife…
John Boehner, see what happens when you jump in the pigsty and wallow with the biggest, baddest sow around? Mud, as it turns out, sticks.
In the last election, you cozied up to the Teabaggers with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge confidence that the GOP Old Guard could control those over-exuberant pups on a double caffeine tea jag. You won back the House, but now you’re caught by the balls between a cup of Morning Thunder tea and a crate of tea bags.
The Poobah gets lots of searches from around the world. We’re not sure which is more worrying, that someone is searching for, “eating at a kenyan party and eating a belgian” or that we apparently have a post with a recipe for preparing a Belgian as a dinner entrée.
The Wisdom of the Search is a new regular feature. It appears over there on your right, just below the site search box.
We’ll select some of the best search strings, though don’t expect to see the thousands of searches for ‘Michele Bachmann bikini” or “Michele Bachmann nekkid”. The stink of humor washed off those after the first 495…in one day.
Try searching something random yourself. You never know what you’ll come up with, but that’s the beauty of all wisdom. Isn’t it?