Taxes: If They Do the Crime, Make Them Do the Time

Tax Cheats in America

THE TAX MAN COMETH - You may not like taxes. You may not like what your taxes pay for. But, one thing is for certain; if scofflaws can settle for 'pennies on the dollar' you and are the ones picking up their tab.

Americans like to trumpet the belief that we’re a “nation of laws”. Unfortunately, our laws are unevenly enforced when enforced at all. Congress churns out dozens of laws every year, while at the same time, guaranteeing they’ll fail by not budgeting for enforcement. Tea partiers like to say that most corporate laws constitute “over-regulation”. However, one could make a reasonable case that we don’t over-regulate, we under-enforce – and a law unenforced is no law at all.

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Gangsta Dad’s Day: It’s a Hard Time Out Here for a Pimp Daddy

It’s a Hard Time Out Here for a Pimp Daddy (Gangsta Dad Version)

You know it’s hard out here for a pimp Dad (You ain’t knowin’)
When he tryin’ to get this money for the rent (You ain’t knowin’)
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (You ain’t knowin’)
(1st ending) Because a whole lot of bitches talkin’ shit (You ain’t knowin’)
(2nd ending) Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (You ain’t knowin’)

It’s a Hard Time Out Here for a Pimp Daddy (Suburban Version)

You know it’s hard out here for a father of young ladies (You don’t know how it is)
When he’s trying to get money for the rent (You don’t know how it is)
For the expensive minivan he drives and money spent for gas (You don’t know how it is)
1st ending:
Because a whole lot of mothers are saying ridiculous things (You don’t know how it is)
2nd ending: Will have a whole lot of mothers are saying ridiculous things (You don’t know how it is)

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Randomness: The Answer to, ‘You Think You’re Smarter Than a Third Grader’

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EVERY CHILD LEFT BEHIND – A chilling demonstration of why Americans must be the biggest morons on Earth. Continue reading