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In Memorial to Osama bin Laden’s Porn Collection

• Bieber-impersonating porn dude will jack it if you buy him stuff
• Sperm ATM
• Porn stash: 3 ways US has tried to sully bin Laden’s image
• Osama bin Laden Sold Condoms
• What’s so funny about fake sex
• Northwestern University cancels class after live sex show
• Bin Laden Had ‘Herbal Viagra’
• Lady Gaga’s Heels Get the Shaft
• Ron Jeremy and Pair of Sheep Keep Porn Away From Kids
• 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List
• Swedish condoms with bunny rabbit hockey

Clearly Not the Sharpest Tools in the Knife Block

• Master of Suicide
• Man high on bath salts kills neighbor’s goat
• Woman Stashes Knives in Surprising Places
• Bloody Naked Burglar Caught Eating Raw Chicken
• “Human Barbie” Mom Teaches Her 7-Year-Old To Pole Dance
• Cannibal to Suicidal Person: Can I Eat Your Body After You Die?
• Kendra on ‘Dancing’ — Booted ‘Cause She Tooted?
• Boys Suspended For Farting On School Bus
• Man Steps in Peanut Butter, Destroys Art

The Politics of the Insane

• Top Seven Stupidest Advocacy Groups
• Rand Paul’s Mr. Whipple Moment
• 7 Ridiculous Laws Against Women
• My Conversation With Donald Trump
• Law Banning Flat Bed Sheets
• Wasilla High School Bans Song By Gay Rock Legend

Oh God!

• Surfing Madonna may be wiped out
• Indian Sadhu Has Kept His Right Hand Up for the Last 38 Years
• ‘God Loves You’ — Tattooed Forehead Says
• Marketers of the apocalypse

One Man’s Odd is Another Man’s Hilarity

• A Gallery of Banana Sculpture Art
• Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Makes Prom Dream Come True
• Placenta Teddy Bears Are Pretty Disgusting
• Thermochromic Urinal
• Man Interested in Doodled Penises on Subway Ads
• 5-Year-Old With Credit Card = Financial Disaster
• $1,500 Prada Mary Janes Come With a Leg Built In
• 7 Calendars I’m Shocked Even Exist
• That’s Mean!
• Grandma Channels Michael Jackson
• 21 Small Animal Commandos
• Wolverine On The Cheap
• Girls Making Gun Sounds (Gabriel ‘Skuzzy’ Zolman)
• 10 Awesome Cubicles
• 10 Worst Things Texas Has Given to the Modern World
• Katy Perry Singing Rebecca Black’s Friday
• Cleaner than Shit

Your Online Carny Experience

• Woman wakes from surgery with British accent
• Builder’s Bum
• Teenager carries friend on back for 8 years
• Magnetic boy can carry pans on chest

Glow in the Dark Japanalia

• Japanese invent a box that can simulate a kiss over the Internet
• Wearable Cat Ears
• 10 strangest themes in Japanese porn
• Dog Poop Insurance

Robotopalooza

• Robot can catch a baseball with ease
• HyDRAS-Arm
• Automaton Harpist
• Junkbot struggles to adapt in the digital era
• Give A Robot A Lightsaber, He’s Going to Want a Partner To Spar

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