Random Randomness Randomly Randomized
- The good ones always get away, don’t they?
- You just gotta love the Finns.
- With an economy this awful it’s tough out there for a dick.
- We’re hoping this interview style doesn’t catch on with Bill O’Reilly, even if he does use a strategically-pladce loofah.
- You can’t get more random than this, “Furry Paris Hilton kisses elvish tit while Lindsay Lohan pwnz teh jackass’s throat.”
- The Geico Gekko tried it, but his face stuck in the AFLAC position.
- Creationism is too a valid scientific concept!
- Oh Madge, we miss your witty prose so.
- Good God! Make it stop before I rip the eyeballs from my head!
- Ah, the old Tower of Budz Trick!
- Curses! The band geeks somehow got on-stage and hijacked graduation.
- The Three Wise Men came bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and urrrp.
- They were going to do a “Worst of Wikipedia”, but there was just too much matierial to cover.
- It started out as such an innocent idea and then turned into statistician porn.
- Barack Obama has announced a new bite-partisan agenda last week.
- This site presented with apologies to Tori Spelling and Kurt Vonnegut.
- “When the going gets weird, the weird write a letter.”
- If this is The Departure of the Witches, where do I go to bum a ride?
- How do I wed thee, let me count the ways.
- So, Tori Spelling is available on HSN. I wouldn’t pay much for her.
- I’ve always wanted my own number. It would make me feel all cozy and loved.
- I don’t care what you say, I don’t want to see the videos of the wedding night.
- A site for those wanting to have their asses kicked by the football team one more time before they graduate.
- Barry White eats these by the ton.
- Winner of the Silver Sow Award for excellence in farm reporting.
- It had to happen one day.
Domo Arigato
- It seems every nation has its lowest common denomiator.
- It was a slow Saturday afternoon at the karaoke bar when the shy businessman decided to git jiggy wid it.
- Somehow, this is all strangely arousing.
- Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Forget it already.
- Well, HELLO DOLLY!
- OK, who pissed in the wine?
Proof the American Consumer is Batshit Crazy
- I’m guessing Tiger Woods is wishing some of his misstresses were biodegradable right about now.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the best environmentalist of them all.
- You know you’re a real stud-muffin when…
- Hmmm, think of the possibilities.
- That’s funny, a $117 million quarterly bonus does it for me.
- More Randomness (omnipotentpoobah.com)
- Les News, 010610 (pinkisthenewblog.com)
- Leelee Sobieski Exposes her Pink Undies! (music-juice.com)
- The Crystal Ball: 2010 Revealed! [Q&A] (cityfile.com)
- New York Post Practices Unsafe Journalism (mediabistro.com)
- PINK: A shockingly butch cultural history of the world’s prissiest colour (thestar.com)








Many people objected to what the Humidor said because they perceived it as dissing other religions in favor of Christianity. That may be true, but it’s an opinion not unlike Muslims dissing Hume, so we’re talking angels dancing on the heads of tiny little crucifixes. Making it sound like Christianity has cornered the market on forgiveness and redemption may be misleading, but I suspect that Hume has only a cursory knowledge of other religions and is more ignorant than willful. Certainly, that issue affects all religions and atheists too. For the most part, you are what you know.