Dad died 1/20 at 9:58 PM EST. It was peaceful and I was able to be with him at the end.
Thanks to everyone for your support. The family and I appreciate it.
My father is in the hospital and is not expected to live, so I’ll be away for a short time.
Stop back periodically, or if you’d prefer, drop the Poobah an email and I’ll let you know when I return.
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Random Randomness Randomly Randomized
- The good ones always get away, don’t they?
- You just gotta love the Finns.
- With an economy this awful it’s tough out there for a dick.
- We’re hoping this interview style doesn’t catch on with Bill O’Reilly, even if he does use a strategically-pladce loofah.
- You can’t get more random than this, “Furry Paris Hilton kisses elvish tit while Lindsay Lohan pwnz teh jackass’s throat.”
- The Geico Gekko tried it, but his face stuck in the AFLAC position.
- Creationism is too a valid scientific concept!
- Oh Madge, we miss your witty prose so.
- Good God! Make it stop before I rip the eyeballs from my head!
- Ah, the old Tower of Budz Trick!
- Curses! The band geeks somehow got on-stage and hijacked graduation.
- The Three Wise Men came bearing gifts of gold, frankincense, and urrrp.
- They were going to do a “Worst of Wikipedia”, but there was just too much matierial to cover.
- It started out as such an innocent idea and then turned into statistician porn.
- Barack Obama has announced a new bite-partisan agenda last week.
- This site presented with apologies to Tori Spelling and Kurt Vonnegut.
- “When the going gets weird, the weird write a letter.”
- If this is The Departure of the Witches, where do I go to bum a ride?
- How do I wed thee, let me count the ways.
- So, Tori Spelling is available on HSN. I wouldn’t pay much for her.
- I’ve always wanted my own number. It would make me feel all cozy and loved.
- I don’t care what you say, I don’t want to see the videos of the wedding night.
- A site for those wanting to have their asses kicked by the football team one more time before they graduate.
- Barry White eats these by the ton.
- Winner of the Silver Sow Award for excellence in farm reporting.
- It had to happen one day.
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