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Ahhh! Bliss!

WTF?

And in this month’s issue, 10 Ways to Give Yourself a Brazilian With Fire.
Don’t you spell that, “Edwardz“?
Weird is as weird does.
Senate Republicans introduce legislation to stimulate jobs growth.
Things are not always as they seem.
David Vitter loves the room remodeled into a baby’s room.
Yeah, that seems about right to me.
Oh Bea, we miss you so.
Mom just rocks – in a June Cleaver sort of way.
OU812.
WWJD?
Well, that was interesting.
Officer, I was just driving down the motorway and suddenly a 50 stone hunk of gelatinous goo hit the bonnet.
Cha, Cha, Cha, Chia!
Sarah Palin: “Death panels, death plants? It’s the same difference don’tcha know.”
This is what happens when you turn birth control education over the the Addams family.
I love the sound of sex in the morning.
Somewhere in the world there’s a dominatrix weeping with joy.
Dear God! It looks like Lisa Rinna’s lips.
True, the whole Obama thing is a little off the wall. But Sarah Palin nude, what’s not to like?

Our Electro-Mechanical Friends

Oh my dear, I’ve made a McFool of myself.
Boy Scout Motto: Be thrifty, brave, clean, and hungry.
Pass the ammunition and rock out dudeski!
Apparently birds have discovered that a nice cab pairs well with the rancid mouse carcass.
Virtual population control for the insanely stupid? Yeah, we got an app for that.
Turn your head and cough.

Damn those Japanese, always showing off. Well, riddle me this Okito, where’s your iPhone toilet? Huh? Where?
There’s nothing worse than a bad case of sushi breath. Fortunately, there’s an app for that.
After this, I’m convinced the Japanese are deep thinkers.
Japanese campers, who knew?

Randomness: Extra Holiday Style