The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

When Turkeys Attack - Giant flying turkeys, machine guns, and Christopher Columbus, what better way to say THANKSGIVING!

Um, Yeah, That’s It - Boom chicka wa wa. SLAP THOSE GIBLETS!

Are You Sure… - …that’s a cake?

Team Obama’s Turkey - Poor Rahm, he can’t even flip off Karl Rove.

Gimme Some Uh Dat Sexy Gravy - “First, you add three cups of finely chopped weed yo…”

Eeeeek! - Just when you thought it was safe to go into the kitchen.

Plymouth Rocked - The touching tale of the first T-giving. (NSFW)

That’s Just Soo Cool - Tune in for your favorite episodes of As the Leftovers Return.

I Love the Smell of ‘Coon A-Cookin’ in the Morning -  The Canadians next door never did get the hang  of Thanksgiving dinner.

Saving Grace - The Poobah offers some suggestions if you come up empty for the Thanksgiving dinner prayer this year.

Why T-Giving is My Favorite Holiday - Fast Fact: Americans will eat more turkey today than the combined weight of all the citizens of Belize, Turkmenistan, and Lichtenstein combined.

Let’s Talk Beaver - In tonight’s va jay jay news…

Nasty McBJ - “I’ll have the Blowjob Happy Meal sex tape please. (NSFW)

Lobstahs of the World Unite! - Empathy tastes so good with a little melted butter.

Hannah Is Gummy - This is what happens when you give a 16 year old permission to have a 22 year old boyfriend.

Where’s the Beef?? - A touching, intimate moment between farmer and bovine. Ain’t love grand?

Unclear on the Concept Item No. 1 - Is it just me, or does an anarchist accepting credit cards seem just a little ironic?

Unclear on the Concept Item No. 2 - It’s understandable. After all, he IS an official of the Swedish government.

Potty Training - Damn, I missed World Toilet Day again this year. Stop the madness!

Whizzer, Come! - Proctor and Gamble has announced a new spokesdog for their Pampers product line.

Deck the Halls… - Christmas is such a magical time of year that many people spontaneously burst into song.

Hang 20 - Harvey likes Hawaiian shirts, licking whipped cream off poodles’ teats, and a good butt scratch at the end of a long day surfing some tasty waves at Mavericks.

Damn Long Haired Socialists! - After the Democrats took over the White House and Congress, they decided it was time for a serious makeover.

It Always Happens at the Worst Times - The one who smelled it dealt it so now they’re up for 5-10 years of hard time in the big house.

This is Your Penis - This is your penis on drugs.

They Always Swallow - The young women seemed to be awfully concerned about the taste. (NSFW)

It’s a Tough Job, But Somebody Has to Do It - Ping Zui tended toward the bizarre with his career goals.

Charleton Heston Approved - It’s a Christmas gift for the NRA member who has everything.

Obligatory Japanese Post - I’ll have the Ghetto-Fabulous Genghis Kahn platter with a side of your famous salmon roll grits.

This Christmas, Shop at Only the Finest Establishments - By appointment of Her Majesty, the Queen.

From the Darwin Files - On the bright side, The World’s Worst Drivers TV show has signed him to an exclusive 3-year contract worth $47 million.

Because Size Really Does Matter - Parker Brothers hopes to release the newest version of their popular Where’s Waldo? game before Christmas.  (NSFW)

Size Matters, Really - The perfect Christmas gift for your own little Waldo.

“Laura, D’juh Thank This is Too Jewy?” - I’m going to miss the stupid little bastard after he’s gone.

Mavericks Haveta’ Look Good Too Y’Know - The network bought her $300 hiking shoes, but drew the line at a $10,000 pair of skates from Hockey Mom Mart.

When Creativity Strikes - Executives at Archie McPhee, Inc. hope their newest product will carry them through the disappointing holiday sales season.

Dog is My Copilot - And he has a rockin’ crib too.

The Belly Dancer Disturbs Me More - The ladies dedicated their win to Rowdy the Stuffed Dog from the hit TV series Scrubs. Zack Braff accepted the award on their behalf.

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