The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!

Barracuda - Heart must feel so used.

New Palin Film Surfaces - Of course she was a little younger when she was Miss Wasilla.

The Eyes Have It - And by “it” we mean “them“.

Vroom, Vroom - The only thing missing was Spike McCain and his chick C-Word.

Elite? What Elite? - Whatever happened to the days when Republican wives wore “respectable cloth coats“?

Just Say No - Introducing the McCain-Palin Act for Abstinence-Based Condom Distribution.

Damn Nattering Nabobs - It’s funny. I had the same reaction to Palin.

They Do Such Good Work - I heard that Laura Bush is a charter member.

The Telltale Signs - Hey, wait a minute. Doesn’t Rudy Giuliani wear drag from time to time?

Ink for the O - This seems like a cheap publicity ploy. I can’t believe there are enough Obama supporters in Oklahoma to make it worthwhile.

Good to Know - He’s one of Hollywood’s weirdest, and now we all know why.

In Other MM News - I wonder what position PETA takes on this.

Why Do They Hate America? - Sometimes it’s just so hard to get some respect.

The Naked Truth - “I tried to stop him officer, but he’s just so stubborn sometimes.”

Plastic Surgeon’s Nightmare - It’s a marriage made in a very, very strange heaven.

Chicken Fryz? - Never eat a food that ends in a “Z”.

SuperCuts for Joe Dirt Fans - This is the last refuge of the old school hockey fan.

Obligatory Japanese Post No. 1 - “Hell” was exactly the word I had in mind.

Obligatory Japanese Post No. 2 - Nicety, what a concept!

Obligatory Japanese Post No. 3 - Can I have the mayo on the side please?

Obligatory Japanese Post No. 4 -In Japan, they really know how to eat out.

Obligatory Japanese Post No. 5 - Made in Japan…and only in Japan thank God.

The Debbil Made Him Do It - So a “paranormal manefestation” is what those crazy kids are calling it these days.

Eeewww - When we say you’re making a living digging up shit we don’t necessarily mean you’re a reporter.

Chimpy, Is That You? - After I watched this I felt so dirty.

Phone Sex - Clearly, it’s time to reprogram the speed dial. Or at least leave a note.

Sex, Drugs, and Binkies - Journey? Why does it always have to be Journey?

Yea! What He Said - Pat Robertson claims to speak directly to God. I wonder if he got the memo too.

Unsubscribe Me - It could’ve been worse, they could have called her nappy-headed too.

Be Careful What You Ask For - Fella, I’d be careful of what I asked for. It could very well murder you back.

Tiddly Winks - Finally, a strap for the pneumatic driver.

How Dry I Am - Everyone needs a designated bartender.

Clever Disguise - Yup, you slip one of these bad boys on and no one will suspect you’re actually drinking in public.

I Miss Her So - There were only 11 crazy moments. It seemed like so many more.

Chain Reaction - Some people trust The Club. Others trust The Cable Lock.

Is There Anything Bill Gates Doesn’t Own - He’ll be patenting air next week.

Oh, The Irony- No one ever accused her of being the sharpest canned tuna from the sea.

Schlemiel, Schlemazel - The statue that made Milwaukee famous.

The Elderly Say the Darnedest Things - Tink, let’s go before Capt. Binghamton sees us.

Sure You Didn’t Notice - Their last advertising campaign showed a rousing roger on the poop-deck.

Mission Accomplished - The Dickhead-in-Chief’s favorite website.

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