Randomness: Sarah Palin Nude Style September 1
Sarah Palin Nude? You Wish! - You just know some Paris Hilton-style sex tapes are going to come out. (NSFW)
Republican Personals - Inexperienced, flexible ex-beauty queen seeks sugar daddy with frigid mechanical wife for fun in the White House and light BDSM. Must be old, curmudgeonly, and pissed off at the entire world. Please respond with a full-length campaign ad and official biography. I know we’re just made for each other. No weirdos please, I’ve already dated Ted Stevens.
V.P.I.L.F. - There’s no way this candidacy isn’t going to go horribly wrong.
10 Things About Sarah Palin - That’s about 9.5 more things than necessary.
Excellent Advice - Does this include the Sarah Palin exhibit?
Republican Convention Party Favors - Get ready boys, Palin’s due on stage for her speech any minute. (NSFW)
McCain Gets a Moose Knuckle Over Palin - Clearly, McCain likes a little Northern Exposure.
McCain Announces New Energy Agenda - He’s familiar with the advanced technology.
Bacon, Bacon, Bacon - Tits McGee, Queen of all that is bacon. (NSFW)
Obligatory Japanese Post No. 1 - Perfect for throwing out all your Hello Kitty crap.
Obligatory Japanese Post No. 2 - Bazooka Joe, watch out for the Japanese invasion.
Obligatory Japanese Post No. 3 - Harajuku hari-kari.
Does a Bear Crap in the Water? - Unfortunately, yes.
My Terrorist Will Call Your Terrorist - A view behind the scenes at the Osama bin Laden advertising agency.
It’s a Scary Day in the Neighborhood - Yikes! He’s got that whole John Wayne Gacy thing down pat.
Don’t Let Them Get Your Goat - Really, don’t let them.
Porky Stink Finger - Don’t ask why not, just ask why.
San Francisco Values - San Francisco is a weird city. Trust me, I know from wince (sic) I speak.
Charlton Heston Would Be So Proud - She a proud member of the NRA Youth Corps.
Deep Throat - The x-ray isn’t the odd thing about this. The odd thing is how they talked the radiology department into letting them borrow the machine for the money shot (NSFW).
Stink Foot - And best of all, they’re sushi grade.
Dicks With Ears - And not a shot of of Cheney amongst them.
Facebook Boogaloo, Part Three - I can’t wait for the last installment in the trilogy, Die Facebook Die - The Revenge of My-Space.
Cow Washing - You can tip them. You can milk them. But you can’t wash them. (Tribute to Cow Hampshire).
Separated at Birth - Which one doesn’t get arrested for beating his mother and sister?
One Crumpet Over the Line - It must be all the clotted cream.
Plaster Casters - A quiet evening with a bottle of wine, a warm fire, and 16 gallons of plaster of paris (27 if you count Carmen Electra).
Responsible Contracting - Another fine job brought to you by the respected contractors of Halliburton.
Hannah Montan-uh-uh-ahhhh - I see psychological treatment in this girl’s future.
Making New Friends - This guy is going to be the most popular guy on the cellblock.
Loon Over My Hammy - It’s strange, but Denny’s has the same effect on lots of people.
Cracking a Tough Nut - Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don’t.
Pol Pot Holder - Knit one, purl Hitler.
What Will They Eat on Survivor? - The economy is bad all over.
A Dog’s Tale - What? Once wasn’t enough?
A Surgeon’s Jobs Are Never Done - I wonder what Monica Lewinsky did for her liposuction?
Scrooge McF*ck - Bringing new meaning to the term “tight wad“. And the cop just had to put in his two cents worth.
Holy Sh*t! - It seems perfectly logical to me, but I would’ve gone with the exorcism.
Tattoo Who? - Art schmart. It hurts like hell. Especially when you wake up with a hang over and get a look at yourself in the mirror.
Women Scorned - Gentlemen, please let her down easy…or she’ll make you pay.
Granny’ll Bust a Cap on Yer Ass - Some guys just have their grandmothers wrapped around their fingers.
Capitalism Triumphs Over the Axis of Hair - Who knew there was such a crying need for a new product?
47 Flavors, Every One of Which Sucks - Coldstone that tastes like cold ass.
Hung Like a Yak - You have to give it to those Icelanders, they know how to build one crazy-assed museum.
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konagod Sep 1
I’m not sure I should ask, but how old was she in that photo? That seems to be past the excesses of college.
I am becoming more firmly convinced that McCain allowed his dick to make the VP choice. No sane politician would have gone there.
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Omnipotent Poobah Sep 1
I’m not sure how old she was either, but from a distance she looks an awful lot like she looks now.
I think you’re right about McCrankypants too. Or maybe he IS just a dick. I can never remember.
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fairlane Sep 2
Isn’t that Miss “Look, I Have a Vagina. Will Somebody Love Me, Please?” 2006?
Rednecks have interesting taste in women.
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